This kid is my idol...

[Selkie]

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com-fox-adapt-9yearold39s-selfhelp-book-reuters

"LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Fox is ready to take advice from a 9-year-old.

The studio has acquired the film rights to "How to Talk to Girls," a cute 46-page self-help tome written by Alex Greven, a Colorado fourth-grader.

Greven wrote "Girls" as a handwritten, $3 pamphlet sold at his school book fair; he wrote it after he noticed his peers were having some trouble talking to the ladies, though the book is geared for all ages. Among this advice: Comb your hair and don't wear sweats; control your hyperness and cut down on sugar if necessary; a crush is like a love disease that can drive you mad; it is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry but are like cars that need a lot of oil.

Soon enough Harper Collins picked up the book, which came out in November and quickly became a hit. But initially, Fox, which is like Harper Collins is owned by News Corp ., and its book scouts passed on the title. But when the book hit the town last week, garnering heavy interest from multiple parties, Fox stepped back in and took the book off the table. The deal was in the low-to-mid six figures .

No writers or producers are attached yet.

Reuters/Hollywood Reporter"

[Sam]

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com-fox-adapt-9yearold39s-selfhelp-book-reuters

"LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Fox is ready to take advice from a 9-year-old.

The studio has acquired the film rights to "How to Talk to Girls," a cute 46-page self-help tome written by Alex Greven, a Colorado fourth-grader.

Greven wrote "Girls" as a handwritten, $3 pamphlet sold at his school book fair; he wrote it after he noticed his peers were having some trouble talking to the ladies, though the book is geared for all ages. Among this advice: Comb your hair and don't wear sweats; control your hyperness and cut down on sugar if necessary; a crush is like a love disease that can drive you mad; it is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry but are like cars that need a lot of oil.

Soon enough Harper Collins picked up the book, which came out in November and quickly became a hit. But initially, Fox, which is like Harper Collins is owned by News Corp ., and its book scouts passed on the title. But when the book hit the town last week, garnering heavy interest from multiple parties, Fox stepped back in and took the book off the table. The deal was in the low-to-mid six figures .

No writers or producers are attached yet.

Reuters/Hollywood Reporter"

Isn't that the kid who was on Ellen?

[Sam]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzouzhXSRzY[/youtube]
He's so cute. 

"It's very important to have crushes because if we didn't have crushes, nothing would ever happen and girls and boys would just be seperate for life."

[Pyrate]

"It's very important to have crushes because if we didn't have crushes, nothing would ever happen and girls and boys would just be seperate for life."

Very philosophical.

[Sam]

p.s. I was right:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbB76ejvAro[/youtube]

[russell]

that's me

[don't let's]

For some reason I feel disappointed in this world.

[Sam]

that's me

What do you have against girls with curly hair? 

[Samus Aran]

i don't know whether to vomit or go "awww"

[Hippopo]

"There's a girl for every boy."

Even me? 

[Pyrate]

That kid must hate fags.

[Geno]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzouzhXSRzY[/youtube]
He's so cute. 

"It's very important to have crushes because if we didn't have crushes, nothing would ever happen and girls and boys would just be seperate for life."

I lol'd.

k cool I'm learning how to pick up fourth graders.

[Sam]

"There's a girl for every boy."

Even me? 

What do you think I am? 

[Feynman]

Who is this idiot? Fuckers are profiting off of a kid that has the hots for the opposite sex early. Nice.

[Terran SCV]

Who is this idiot? Fuckers are profiting off of a kid that has the hots for the opposite sex early. Nice.

I lol'd. And then some.

FAUX News will do whatever they can to get them monies.