What I CANT have for Christmas

[Hensa]

who wants to donate a laptop to kiwi's make a wish foundation?~

[l a c e y]

i would if i was rich.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

my two front teeth

[Lotos]

My parents gave me a talk when I got texting that I'm not allowed to text with people I don't know IRL.

Oh, and I can''t have her for Christmas

[Kalahari Inkantation]

who wants to donate a laptop to kiwi's make a wish foundation?~

i will send $10

[guff]

laptops are pretty pricey for a christmas gift
unless it's the only thing on the list but even then that's a bit much  

i wanted some enriched uranium but the un said no

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

laptops are pretty pricey for a christmas gift
unless it's the only thing on the list but even then that's a bit much 

i wanted some enriched uranium but the un said no

hey I know a guy

best uranium in town

GUARANTEED

[Martin]

Kill your parents?

[thezerofire]

why cant you have that for christmas?

because it's $250

[russell]

wtf

move out, your parents sound like dicks

[Blaze-Senpai]

Oh wow, someone else going through the same shit I am?

[superclucky]

There's only one thing I want.

a larger dick

[Himu]

I know how way overly cautious parents are.

[YPrrrr]

Oh wow, someone else going through the same shit I am?

With almost 7 billion people on earth, what are the odds?