I Think My Parents Are Getting a Divorce

[One Man Freak Show]

That's not particularly uncommon.  You can't expect them to stay together until the divorce is final.  If one of them has somewhere else you go, you can usually expect them to do so.

I guess.

She seems to be taking it well. She hates him anyways. This has been a long time coming.

[superclucky]

My dad was like, I'M GETTING A DIVORCE HAVE FUN LIVING BY YOURSELF when I was in 6th grade.

He said it over and over again.

[One Man Freak Show]

My dad was like, I'M GETTING A DIVORCE HAVE FUN LIVING BY YOURSELF when I was in 6th grade.

He said it over and over again.

[superclucky]

It caused family violence between my dad and mom's side of the famry.

[One Man Freak Show]

It caused family violence between my dad and mom's side of the famry.

I see. My stepdad has hit me and I believe my sisters before.

[Daddy]

I see. My stepdad has hit me and I believe my sisters before.

Has he punched you in the face?

[One Man Freak Show]

Has he punched you in the face?

Slapped me in the face as hard as he could.

[Daddy]

Slapped me in the face as hard as he could.

Well mine punched me. 

[One Man Freak Show]

Well mine punched me. 

Sorry to hear. I think he punched one of my sisters before.

[superclucky]

I see. My stepdad has hit me and I believe my sisters before.

Awww.

[Nyerp]

enjoy your lack of christmas?

[One Man Freak Show]

enjoy your lack of christmas?

Sure, I guess. My mother said she'll try her hardest to make sure I have a good Christmas.

[Martin]

dance it off! 

Is that what you call smoking marijuana now? Man, I'm so behind th times.

[FAMY2]

Sure, I guess. My mother said she'll try her hardest to make sure I have a good Christmas.

Let her know it isn't all her fault. I bet she feels awful.

[l a c e y]

Well mine punched me. 

i would have slit his throat.
and then i would have sat there and watched him bleed to death.