I hate Turkies

[Sam]

There are like 6 wild turkies in my backyard right now and my cat (who's luckily inside at the moment) is freaking out. Turkies are ugly and I hate them.

But not as much as I hate coyotes. I'm always afraid one will catch my cat (who is literally my best friend. They've gotten two of my cats before and several other in the neighborhood in the past), and they just scare me. They've attacked people in my town before and they scare me. They're the only reason I'm afraid to walk alone outside at night.


ITT: Wild animals in your area that you don't like

[Wrench]

We only get deer a few times a year and squirrels/chipmunks. Nothing scary.

[Daddy]

inb4 raccoons

[Sam]

inb4 raccoons

Raccoons aren't scary. The ones in my backyard are fat and lazy as fuck. It's cute.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

no interesting wild animals here
just some squirrels
how boring :'(

[ME##]

Deer bug me because they like to meander through the roads in the morning during the winter.


I only see raccoons a few times, they don't bug me too much.

[YPrrrr]

I guess skunks are what I'm most worried about... ticks also bug me out to no end

[Ezloﺕ]

pigeons

[CutLess]

At home, there are only squirrels, cats, and dogs.  Nothing too scary.

But here at school?

Geese.

holy motherfucking shit those fuckers will come at you from the perfect goddamn angle - in fucking line with the goddamn sun

and out of nowhere, those little shits will pelt you with shit

and then they'll finally land you'll be a dumbass thinking, "if i walk by slolee, may b thay wont c me"

and then they'll spread their wings

and then you'll realize they have you surrounded

and then they'll slowly march towards you

and then you'll realize that you are fucked

[Sam]

At home, there are only squirrels, cats, and dogs.  Nothing too scary.

But here at school?

Geese.

holy motherfucking shit those fuckers will come at you from the perfect goddamn angle - in fucking line with the goddamn sun

and out of nowhere, those little shits will pelt you with shit

and then they'll finally land you'll be a dumbass thinking, "if i walk by slolee, may b thay wont c me"

and then they'll spread their wings

and then you'll realize they have you surrounded

and then they'll slowly march towards you

and then you'll realize that you are fucked

wow

dramatic

[Nyerp]

I'm always afraid one will catch my cat (who is literally my best friend. They've gotten two of my cats before and several other in the neighborhood in the past), and they just scare me. They've attacked people in my town before and they scare me.

So do they scare you or something?

[Sam]

So do they scare you or something?

maybe

[Houdini]

A couple weeks ago I saw a gigantic hawk skin and eat a squirrel.

[Sam]

A couple weeks ago I saw a gigantic hawk skin and eat a squirrel.

...;-;

Yesterday I saw the cutest fattest squirrel ever. 

[superclucky]

I love turkeys and guinea fowl.