I think I discovered a new hobby

[The spy who loves you]

Parties? Me? No sir, I don't have a social life. 

please you say hi to girls nearly everyday you pimpin hard out dur

[Samus Aran]

please you say hi to girls nearly everyday you pimpin hard out dur

well yeah,  i talk to people, but i never go out with friends or anything anymore

[The spy who loves you]

well yeah,  i talk to people, but i never go out with friends or anything anymore

it's because you suck

[Samus Aran]

it's because you suck

it's because college took me away from my friends and made me anonymous, and i don't care too much about making new ones at this point

[Wrench]

I am extremely uncomfortable around alcohol and avoid all parties with them. I have never had a sip and I don't plan to. I believe it is incredibly retarded and I apologize to anyone who might be offended by this.

[strongbad]

Whenever I go to a party, I end up taking the same two friends every time, and they always get wasted, and I have to drive them home. It sucks.

[Houdini]

You call them "parties"? I call them "target practice".

[Kalahari Inkantation]

-The only alcohol I've ever ingested was cough syrup.
-I've probably been to two parties, and neither of them contained alcohol.
-I have no social life.

[Houdini]

-The only alcohol I've ever ingested was cough syrup.

Sippin' on some purple drank?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Sippin' on some purple drank?

i laughed
I can't even remember the last time I had purple drank.

[The artist formally known]

About 3/4 of the parties I go to I don't participate in anything 

[ME##]

-I have no social life.

About 3/4 of the parties I go to I don't participate in anything 

awww why not?

[Selkie]

I am extremely uncomfortable around alcohol and avoid all parties with them. I have never had a sip and I don't plan to. I believe it is incredibly retarded and I apologize to anyone who might be offended by this.

Considering the basic premise behind it is to get retarded, I would say you are correct about it being retarded 

[strongbad]

About 3/4 of the parties I go to I don't participate in anything 

You've been to four parties   

[Samus Aran]

I am extremely uncomfortable around alcohol and avoid all parties with them. I have never had a sip and I don't plan to. I believe it is incredibly retarded and I apologize to anyone who might be offended by this.

I don't really bother with alcohol, but I don't really see how it's retarded. You don't have to get drunk, and believe it or not there are alcoholic beverages that taste good, unlike beer.