Goddamn homeless guy.

[Nyerp]

I don't think I've ever met a homeless person.

[jerk1]

I pulled into a gas station at 3AM in Richmond CA, and there's 3 crackheads there, and my friends are like, aye ask for directions.

So I get out and one of them is walking to the store, and another is right behind him, so he goes.

"Nigga stop followin me," and then he fake swings short at the other dude. And the other dude did this impressive stutter shake thing, or a little wiggle I couldn't explain it in words but then they started yellin at eachother, and I went up and was like how you get to the freeway
and they were helpful, but then came over to the car and asked the driver for a dolla.

[Lotos]

i've never had a homeless guy ask me for something before
and the weird thing is, 70% of the people in my neighborhood live below the poverty level

What town?  Bayshore?  Central Islip?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

What town?  Bayshore?  Central Islip?

brentwood

[ME##]

The other week I was downtown waiting for a bus and some homeless guy came up to me and asked that if I had cans in my backpack , and when I told him that I did not, he grumbled something and walked away.

[Claquesous]

I once saw a man eating out of a trash can at Ingles. He was scarfing it down too. Looked like some leftover nachos or something with cheese.

[famy]

There was this guy outside of some store I went to asking for spare change who was trying to get some money for something about a mixtape he made or something, and I gave him a 5 and he gave me two copies of it.

also there was this homeless guy who would walk on the sidewalk on the side of my middle school who would tell me and my friend stories

[FAMY2]

 In Chicago the homeless are the ones who protect you after dark. So I was sure to give them all something. And they did a fine job telling me where to not go.

[Daddy]

In Chicago the homeless are the ones who protect you after dark. So I was sure to give them all something. And they did a fine job telling me where to not go.

IT'S LIKE IN ZELDA WHEN YOU GIVE THE MONKEYS RUPEES AND THEY GO DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM THERE ARE MONSTERS.

[Feynman]

I don't see too many homeless men around here.

[wawi]

There is always a man with no legs in Detroit that I see. I try to give him money every time. Sometimes, i will buy a mixtape from someone.

[famy]

Sometimes, i will buy a mixtape from someone.

gotta help us brothas out

[FAMY2]

IT'S LIKE IN ZELDA WHEN YOU GIVE THE MONKEYS RUPEES AND THEY GO DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM THERE ARE MONSTERS.

OMG IT IS. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION.

[Lotos]

brentwood

  You poor thing! 

[Meyer Lansky]

As an inhabitant of New York City, I have mastered the art of ignoring bums and homeless people.