Know what I hate?

[Daddy]

Once I was running late for something and had to piss so I whipped it out and took a piss and flushed the toilet.

i then started running while putting it away and zipping while going towards the sink to wash my hands.

IT GOT CAUGHT IN THE ZIPPER FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKK

[Thyme]

Alright, bathroom-related...

I don't like the prospect of eventually being told to put the toilet seat down.

[spoiler]Do it yourself, woman. [/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i dropped my keys in the toilet once

AFTER I PISSED IN IT

I dropped my sock in the toilet after pissing in it once.

[Nyerp]

when my piss spatters onto my legs

[superclucky]

I hate it when my turd is fucking hard and it hurts to go out from my butt.

[Selkie]

I hate how the toothpaste/spit combo ALWAYS runs down my toothbrush while brushing and its such a terrible feeling.

[Daddy]

I hate how the toothpaste/spit combo ALWAYS runs down my toothbrush while brushing and its such a terrible feeling.

OH GOD I THOUGHT I WAS JUST WEIRD FOR THIS

[Kalahari Inkantation]

OH GOD I THOUGHT I WAS JUST WEIRD FOR THIS

oh god me too

[jerk1]

OH GOD I THOUGHT I WAS JUST WEIRD FOR THIS

me too, I can never keep it all in my mouth maybe I use too much toothpaste, but it runs down the toothbrush (I have a vibrating one) and into my hand.

[superclucky]

am i the only one who doesn't have spit and toothpaste run down their toothbrush |:

[:atomsk:]

I hate how the toothpaste/spit combo ALWAYS runs down my toothbrush while brushing and its such a terrible feeling.

always. all over my face. chin.

I hate when scorpions come out of my sink drain.

[Det in F♯ Major]

when my piss spatters onto my legs

this is the only post i laughed at
and i laughed hard

[YPrrrr]

I have laughed at almost every post in this thread

I hate when you first turn on the shower and a burst of cold water hits you.

That's why you wait for the water to warm up before stepping in

[ME##]

That's why you wait for the water to warm up before stepping in

True, I also hate it when you're the last person to get in the shower during the morning so you don't have a lot of left over hot water.

[Selkie]

Also, for some reason one of the main recurring dream themes of my life has always been me peeing but about to be late for something (i.e. missing the bus, etc) and for some reason it is the most unbelievable feeling.