oh my jesus sandwiches.

[The artist formally known]

long story short:

i got pulled over (i was driving), we had 7 people in our 5 seater car. cop comes over and pulls out the gun and yells "HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM OR I WILL SHOOT"

i explain to him that the window will not roll down and that he has to open the door and he says "A LOT OF THINGS WONT WORK IF YOU DONT COOPERATE" and i replied "Yes, I agree."

2-3 hours later, after five other cop cars come, a k-9 unit, a car that would hall like 6 people, hand cuffs, searched the WHOLE car, and what not we are set free. i get no tickets. my friends pretty much all get tickets for seat belts, and one of my friends gets a ticket for weed.

the cop uses all these illegal tactics. he lies about what my friend said about my other friend. saying "He told me that you had the weed and were selling it to everyone in the car" which isn't true because i have never bought weed in my life and my friend pam doesn't even smoke at all.

he claimed that pulling the gun and threatening to shoot was justified because the car smelt like weed which isn't true because it was my friend's pam's car and she doesn't smoke and wouldn't let anyone smoke in it AND the doors and windows were closed BEFORE he was even able pull the gun and weren't opened until HE opened it after threatening us with the gun and all this other stuff.

anyways reaper had the craziest fucking night and didn't get a ticket. we were planning on going to this like dance with techno and stuff haha, we still went.



lets tell our cop stories.

[Daddy]

I went to smoke some weed and they were outside.


uhm, my mom called the cops on me and they came to my house and made me sit on the couch. 

my aunt is a cop.

[The artist formally known]

I went to smoke some weed and they were outside.


uhm, my mom called the cops on me and they came to my house and made me sit on the couch. 

my aunt is a cop.

hehe thats awesome. i dont really smoke but i do hang out with people that do. haha


best part is my friend got his pipes back.

[Selkie]

what the fuck state do you live in where you just get a ticket for having weed on you?

[Meyer Lansky]

what the fuck state do you live in where you just get a ticket for having weed on you?

I only got a ticket when I got caught for a minor in possession.

[guff]

the cop uses all these illegal tactics. he lies about what my friend said about my other friend. saying "He told me that you had the weed and were selling it to everyone in the car" which isn't true because i have never bought weed in my life and my friend pam doesn't even smoke at all.

that's not illegal

[Daddy]

what the fuck state do you live in where you just get a ticket for having weed on you?

MASSACHUSETTS HAS THAT NOW 

[Samus Aran]

um well

when i went with some friends to Bemidji (two hour drive) in my friend Jason's Escalade, we got pulled over on the way back because Jason is an idiot and he blew past a stop sign

my friend Kevin asked the cop if he'd go to prom with him and if it wasn't a cop that we knew Kevin would've been in deep shit for saying something like that

Jason also nearly got us hit by some guy while in Bemidji

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I think I'd probably shit myself if a cop ever came after me for a bad reason.