help boyah

[j o e i n c]

so I want to join the imperial pikemen next year. perhaps there are a few former pikemen here who can share some knowledge? how is the physical fitness test and is it true that the pike is deadly accurate at a range up to 5 meters?

im just a poor peasant and dont have a lot of money, about 2 shillings wiorth

[Daddy]

are you gonna be a red pikmin?

[Cookie]

Yeah I first read all that as Pikmen.....

[Nyerp]

i thought he was trying to say pokemon