This is my thread.

[Boyager]

There are many like it, but this one is mine. My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My thread, without me, is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must post my thread true. I must post straighter than any enemy who is trying to outpost me. I must outpost him before he outposts me. I will....

My thread and myself know that what counts in this forum is not the members we ban, the crying of our dipshits, nor the flame-wars we make. We know that it is the posts that count. We will post...

My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its emotes and its tags. I will keep my thread clean and tidy, even as I am clean and tidy. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Doodthing I swear this creed. My thread and myself are the defenders of my forum. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Boyah's and there is no enemy, but Peace.

[Boyager]

That was beautiful.

[Boyager]

Boyager, if JMV comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.

[Boyager]

Boyager, if JMV comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.

I am... in a world... of shit!

[Boyager]

God damn copied my thread

[Boyager]

Boyager, if JMV comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.

Why? :'(

[Boyager]

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full Metal Boyah.

[Boyager]

Why? :'(

because you'd fuck a guy in the ass without having the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around