What Does Your Family Do For Christmas?

[One Man Freak Show]

My family just gets together and opens each other's gifts. On Christmas Eve, all of us siblings open our gifts from each other, and then on Christmas morning, we open the gifts our parents got us, and our stockings. We usually do something different each year though on what we have to buy each other. One year we had to buy a plastic container for each other and fill it with a bunch of stuff. It was fun. Rather than using nametags on everything, everyone gets their own wrapping paper.

[Daddy]

Be poor and separated.

[ME##]

Bitch about how whoever is supposed to host Christmas because they were either lazy and didn't do anything, they forgot half of the food or [insert random disaster here].  Oh and then there's the exchanging of gifts after it. 


My favourite holiday. 

[Det in F♯ Major]

Be poor and separated.

oh, that's ironic, i'm doing the exact opposite, BECAUSE MY MOMMY AND DADDY JUST LOVE ME SOOOOO MUCH. my mommy and daddy, who didn't leave me when i was a baby or kick me out of their houses twice are going to buy me LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PRESENTS BECAUSE THEY LOOOOOVEEEE MEEEEEE.

oh, i would also like to mention about HOW MUCH WE'RE GOING TO PREACH ABOUT JESUS. I LOVE JESUS. JESUS JESUS JESUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS I LOVE JESUS AND I LOVE MY MOMMY AND DADDY.

you know, the usual for someone who devotes their entire life and every single second of it to jesus and is influenced 100% by their mommy and daddy.

OH PS I LOVE JESUS.

[ME##]

oh, that's ironic, i'm doing the exact opposite, BECAUSE MY MOMMY AND DADDY JUST LOVE ME SOOOOO MUCH. my mommy and daddy, who didn't leave me when i was a baby or kick me out of their houses twice are going to buy me LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PRESENTS BECAUSE THEY LOOOOOVEEEE MEEEEEE.

oh, i would also like to mention about HOW MUCH WE'RE GOING TO PREACH ABOUT JESUS. I LOVE JESUS. JESUS JESUS JESUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS I LOVE JESUS AND I LOVE MY MOMMY AND DADDY.

you know, the usual for someone who devotes their entire life and every single second of it to jesus and is influenced 100% by their mommy and daddy.

OH PS I LOVE JESUS.

I wish Jesus would love me.

[Feynman]

Wake up. Go on computer. Sleep.

[Daddy]

oh, that's ironic, i'm doing the exact opposite, BECAUSE MY MOMMY AND DADDY JUST LOVE ME SOOOOO MUCH. my mommy and daddy, who didn't leave me when i was a baby or kick me out of their houses twice are going to buy me LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PRESENTS BECAUSE THEY LOOOOOVEEEE MEEEEEE.

oh, i would also like to mention about HOW MUCH WE'RE GOING TO PREACH ABOUT JESUS. I LOVE JESUS. JESUS JESUS JESUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS I LOVE JESUS AND I LOVE MY MOMMY AND DADDY.

you know, the usual for someone who devotes their entire life and every single second of it to jesus and is influenced 100% by their mommy and daddy.

OH PS I LOVE JESUS.

Did you know Jesus was a socialist?  

[Daddy]

Wake up. Go on computer. Sleep.

lol muslim

[don't let's]

We exchange presents and eat food.

[YPrrrr]

oh, that's ironic, i'm doing the exact opposite, BECAUSE MY MOMMY AND DADDY JUST LOVE ME SOOOOO MUCH. my mommy and daddy, who didn't leave me when i was a baby or kick me out of their houses twice are going to buy me LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PRESENTS BECAUSE THEY LOOOOOVEEEE MEEEEEE.

oh, i would also like to mention about HOW MUCH WE'RE GOING TO PREACH ABOUT JESUS. I LOVE JESUS. JESUS JESUS JESUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS I LOVE JESUS AND I LOVE MY MOMMY AND DADDY.

you know, the usual for someone who devotes their entire life and every single second of it to jesus and is influenced 100% by their mommy and daddy.

OH PS I LOVE JESUS.

Do they lull you to sleep with a bedtime story about how the dinosaurs never existed and how spoiled little girls grow up to be princesses that everyone in the world loves?  

[Det in F♯ Major]

Did you know Jesus was a socialist?  

yep i know everything about jesus because just because im catholic that means i must proclaim my love for jesus and obnoxiously shove my beliefs down everyone else's throats and be stereotyped into groups like that just because i love jesus so much.

Do they lull you to sleep with a bedtime story about how the dinosaurs never existed and how spoiled little girls grow up to be princesses that everyone in the world loves?  

FUCK YES THEY DO BECAUSE MY MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE ME AND THEREFORE MUST OBVIOUSLY INFLUENCE ME 100% ABOUT EVERYTHING.

[ME##]

Do they lull you to sleep with a bedtime story about how the dinosaurs never existed and how spoiled little girls grow up to be princesses that everyone in the world loves?  

until their benz crashes into a pillar in paris 

[One Man Freak Show]

Do they lull you to sleep with a bedtime story about how the dinosaurs never existed and how spoiled little girls grow up to be princesses that everyone in the world loves?  

Actually, the Bible talks about dinosaurs.

[Det in F♯ Major]

until their benz crashes into a pillar in paris 

they would just buy me another duh, but of course with obama taking our money and giving it to people who don't work for it, i might have to wait another month for upholstered seats.  

[YPrrrr]

until their benz crashes into a pillar in paris 

she was too young

Actually, the Bible talks about dinosaurs.

I'm not being serious...