things that make you want to kill people

[russell]

1) when people ship new books with no padding. they just throw a pristine hardcover in a thin paper media mailer (not even a bubble envelope) and slap a label on it. it's in used condition by the time I get it. GODDAMMIT

2) the 12-pack of Lipton Green Tea with Citrus I got at Target the other day is FUCKIN STICKY ALL OVER INSIDE. The outsides of all the bottles are just STICKY AS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK? goddammit. I have to wrap a paper towel or something around it just to enjoy my citrusy cold green tea beverage. I don't know who is responsible for this, but they should die.

3) people in Team Fortress 2 who just stand around when I uber them. go die in a fire.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

FINDING A DIRTY DISH AMONGST CLEAN ONES.

[Tomboh]

kaepora gaebora

[Feynman]

People who turn around in the middle of a backstab.

Nicholas Jonas and bros.

[Wrench]

When Cameron or anyone for that matter, send me a PM with just a "."

Getting homework on weekends or when a test/quiz is the next day

When people say my favorite sports teams suck when their teams are even worse

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people that use words in the wrong context

[Nyerp]

when somebody says something deafeningly ignorant in a matter-of-fact manner

[Gin]

when people like the buffalo bills

[The spy who loves you]

When Cameron or anyone for that matter, send me a PM with just a "."

Getting homework on weekends or when a test/quiz is the next day

When people say my favorite sports teams suck when their teams are even worse

I'm sorry.;-;

wrenchy doesnt love me anymore

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[Classic]

FINDING A DIRTY DISH AMONGST CLEAN ONES.

FINDING A DIRTY DISH AMONGST CLEAN ONES.

FINDING A DIRTY DISH AMONGST CLEAN ONES.

FINDING A DIRTY DISH AMONGST CLEAN ONES.

FINDING A DIRTY DISH AMONGST CLEAN ONES.

[Lotos]

2) the 12-pack of Lipton Green Tea with Citrus I got at Target the other day is FUCKIN STICKY ALL OVER INSIDE. The outsides of all the bottles are just STICKY AS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK? goddammit. I have to wrap a paper towel or something around it just to enjoy my citrusy cold green tea beverage. I don't know who is responsible for this, but they should die.

That seems familiar, but I don't remember which drink it happened to me with.  Maybe a Powerade or a Gatorade?

[Samus Aran]

kaepora gaebora

GOD YES

I HATE THAT FUCKER

[One Man Freak Show]

People who use incorrect grammar.

You're all lucky I don't know where you live.

[Samus Aran]

People who use incorrect grammar.

You're all lucky I don't know where you live.

this is boyah

even those who are normally picky about grammar, like me, degrade because of everyone else using incorrect grammar

[Daddy]

I'm not homicidal.