List the funniest things you've heard from your grandmother.

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My grandmother saw Dreamgirls, and she said it was trash because it has mostly black people in it. And she said she loves Eddie Murphy because, in his movies, there are white people in them. Among other things, she said that Martin Luther King Jr. was an instigator.

[Lotos]

What about grandfathers?  At Thanksgiving a few years back, my aunts were talking about a dog named blackie and my Grandfather goes "We have some niggers that live on the end of the block.  They're friendly.".

[ME##]

My grandmother dislocated her shoulder last month and the drugs the doctor put her on so she didn't feel pain and couldn't move her arm made her loopy so she was yelling shit at the TV every time they mentioned the bail-out package being passed lol.  I can't remember exactly what she said, but it was more or less along the lines of they should have given that to us instead of the banks.

[Hiro]

My grandma is still a functioning member of society 

[Gladjaframpf]

My grandmother is hilariously morbid. She says things that most people would find depressing and then laughs about them. Once I was driving somewhere with her and we saw an ambulance; she said "Oh, I know a lady on this street who's been having heart problems, maybe it's for her!" and chuckled.

Another time she told my sister and I a "funny story" about a guy who started came to her senior's centre one weekend. He seemed to really enjoy himself, so she was surprised that he didn't come back the next weekend. It turns out the reason was that he was dead. Yeah, that's a really funny story, grandma.

[Beta]

My grandma was yelling at the TV when that "Nigger" won dancing with the stars.

[Cookie]

She called Black licorice Nigger babies, I don't know what the meaning of it is, but she said so it was funny.

[YPrrrr]

My grandparents are sane

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My grandparents are sane

Lucky.

[superclucky]

my grandmom is a religious fanatic and she is lulz

[Feynman]

My grandmother says loads of perverted things.

[ME##]

My grandparents are sane

My great-grandfather isn't, he thinks that if Obama wins, he'll make white people slaves lol.

[Pyrate]

I never heard either of my grandmas say anything funny.

[Nyerp]

"warsh"

[Samus Aran]

I never heard either of my grandmas say anything funny.

same here