Jobs?

[Daddy]

But you have to deal with their voices.. and their rejection. 

i'm used to that

[Thyme]

I'm sure Hippo would love to deal with my voice.

[Hippopo]

I'm sure Hippo would love to deal with my voice.

Only if you'd buy my product for the low low price of $1500.

[superclucky]

But you have to deal with their voices.. and their rejection. 

My mom yells at me for being too kind to telemarketers. ;_;

[Det in F♯ Major]

aren't people always mean to telemarketers?
i am 

[superclucky]

aren't people always mean to telemarketers?
i am 

I usually let them talk until I have a chance to talk to them back but my mom is like, "LOL JUST INTERRUPT AND TELL THEM TO NEVER TO CALL AGAIN"

[Hippopo]

aren't people always mean to telemarketers?
i am 

We get the occasional nice guy, but most people are mean...

The nicest thing you can do for a telemarketer is hang up immediately.  It's far worse if we have to go through our entire script and then you hang up on us. 

[Det in F♯ Major]

I usually let them talk until I have a chance to talk to them back but my mom is like, "LOL JUST INTERRUPT AND TELL THEM TO NEVER TO CALL AGAIN"

i talk to them in my israeli accent and ask them about random things or pretend im ordering a pizza  

[Daddy]

what do you sell hippo

[Thyme]

I hang up even before they can talk.

When a telemarketer calls here, there's some kind of audible delay before the line actually gets to their phone. It's hard to describe, but when it's a telemarketer, I can just tell.

"Hello... TOO LATE! *hangs up*"

[musica.cards]

Although the pay is awful, $25 a night. (We work as "volunteers" so the pay is less then minimum wage but whatever, it's pretty fun for a job.)

That sounds good to me.

[Hippopo]

what do you sell hippo

Nothing. :P

I actually ask for donations for charities.  We do offer a biography on a priest that costs $1500, though..  People actually buy it....

[russell]

Nothing. :P

I actually ask for donations for charities.  We do offer a biography on a priest that costs $1500, though..  People actually buy it....

so you're telling me you trick people into giving money to the church

[the shortest route to the sea]

so you're telling me you trick people into giving money to the church

he's just continuing an established, two-millenia long tradition. 

[The artist formally known]

It's pretty fun to get paid scaring people.


Also a couple of the girls are pretty cute. One of them pretty obviously likes me but shes a little weird. Pure white hair with long, 2 inch finger nails, with lots of makeup, pink blush and she wore leg warmers today.

I'm not even joking.