When is the first time you swore(knowing it was bad)

[Daddy]

Not just repeating your parents when they said bitch or something?

I was two or three and called one of my parents a motherfucker and got my mouth washed out with soap.

[The spy who loves you]

i dont know

ive been swearing a long time

but i started cursing regularly in like 5th grade

[ME##]

I called my fifth grade teacher an asshole.  I can't remember what he told me that made me say it to him lol.

[Himu]

My grandma gave me candy when I first started talking, but only if I cussed regularly.  So I called my mom a "damn fucking heifer".

[Paul]

When I was four I though condom was a curse.

[laskfn]

um when i was little and i was like (cuz the comp wouldnt run a game so i had to get my mom)

"the bitch thing won't work"

and then i stopped until i reunited with det in fourth grade WHERE WE SWORE RELIGOUSLY...which is ironic becaus catacism made her stop lul. in fifth grade i use to stick my hand in my desk or pocket and flip the teacher off because she was an asshole 

[Hippopo]

When I was in third grade, I called my teacher a bitch.  It wasn't pretty. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I said "Shit" once in fifth grade.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

When I was four I though condom was a curse.

I thought hell was a curse up until about sixth grade.

[Hensa]

I said "Shit" once in fifth grade.

I said "shit" when I dropped my goldfish on floor when I was 8.

And I was so scared my mom heard I almost cried.
also the next day Goldie died. ;-;

[Det in F♯ Major]

IT'S ALLLLLLLLLLLLL TYLER'S FAULT
fourth grade, every goddamn sentence we said was so fucking profane, it was really sad  edumacate;


ALSO IN SECOND GRADE I WAS WATCHING TV AND MY MOM GOT MAD AT ME FOR SOMETHING AND UNPLUGGED IT AND I CALLED HER A FUCKING IDIOT
i dont think she ever told my dad, or else i might not be here today 

[YPrrrr]

About 5th grade I think... the kid who told me about fuck explained it as such: "It's the worst word you can say... It starts with f and rhymes with duck," said he. "Fuck?" I asked, "SHHHHHH! NOT SO LOUD" he replied, not wanting to get in trouble.

[ME##]

IT'S ALLLLLLLLLLLLL TYLER'S FAULT
fourth grade, every goddamn sentence we said was so fucking profane, it was really sad  edumacate;


ALSO IN SECOND GRADE I WAS WATCHING TV AND MY MOM GOT MAD AT ME FOR SOMETHING AND UNPLUGGED IT AND I CALLED HER A FUCKING IDIOT
i dont think she ever told my dad, or else i might not be here today 

If I called my mom that she'd probably punch me.

[wawi]

I said the name of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named when I was just a wee lad. :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I said "shit" when I dropped my goldfish on floor when I was 8.

And I was so scared my mom heard I almost cried.
also the next day Goldie died. ;-;

Aww, that's so adorable. ;_;