Silly things you thought as a child

[Hiro]

I used to think that "ass" meant penis. omg

[Samus Aran]

I used to think that "jacking off" simply meant scratching your balls.

[CutLess]

I thought having sex was just two people making out on a bed.

[LCK]

I thought "virgin" was synonymous with "lesbian."

I thought a "Cereal" killer was a person who murdered your family and stole all your cereal.

[NOA_Haunted]

When I would stay home from school. I thought if I went outside my neighbors would call the cops on me, or I would get in trouble.

[Daddy]

my dad told me that helicopters took away bad children and one was coming for me. 

uhm in like kindergarten when i heard the older kids calling eachother "Nigga" I thought they were saying "mega" 

[Almighty Wyld Wrath]

I used to think a vigilante was a job position of authority.

Like he's a detective, and he's a judge, and he's a vigilante.

[Selkie]

I always thought that there was some strange rift between being a child and being an adult, and every aspect of your life would dramatically change when you crossed it, and you wouldn't remember anything from your childhood.

I thought that there were these creatures in my stomach that would cheer when I ate good things and be sad when I ate bad things.

[YPrrrr]

I always thought that there was some strange rift between being a child and being an adult, and every aspect of your life would dramatically change when you crossed it, and you wouldn't remember anything from your childhood.

Me too...

I also used to think I could somehow catch up to my older cousin in age

[superclucky]

I thought sleeping with someone meant actually sleeping with them.

[laskfn]

i used to not breathe right so while i was talking i would stop mid word to take a breath and then finish the word and keep going

[Nyerp]

i thought god was real and gay people were bad

[YPrrrr]

i thought god was real and gay people were bad

I never thought gay people ere bad... didnt even know what they were until middle choll

[Nyerp]

I never thought gay people ere bad... didnt even know what they were until middle choll

sheltered life

found out i was in middle choll meaty cocks

[Juni]

I used to think people cared.

emo;