my attempt at some riddles

[laskfn]

how many squares are on an 8x8 chess board

a man is locked in a dirt floored cell that is 12 feet high and 8 feet in either direction. the man is 6 feet tall with an arms length of 3 feet, the man can jump 1 foot off the ground. The key to the cell is hanging from the ceiling. how does the man get out

sorry you probably cant read the second one cuz its written so badly 

[Daddy]

1)204

2)Digging out

[laskfn]

wrong

[Daddy]

wrong

to which one

[laskfn]

both

[don't let's]

Just 2 squares playing chess.

[Daddy]

both

no you're wrong.
there are definitely 204 squares.

[Beta]

does the guy jump?

[ME##]

does the guy jump?

He said that he can jump a foot off of the ground, but he'd still be two feet short of reaching the key. |:

[Beta]

I have one.


There's a rpincess and every day she walks through the town to say hi to the locals. One day she meets Igor the blacksmith. Igor had a hump back and one smaller arm. The princess fell in love with igors charm. She begged her father the evil king to let her marry Igor. The king proposed the idea of having Igor enter the coliseum and pick a slip of paper from a vase. The king evily thought of writing princess on one and death on the other but he screwed Igor and put death on both.

The princess knew her father would do this so she and Igor devised a plan. In the end Igor married the princess. How'd he do it? 

[Daddy]

Also, if you don't believe me the equation to get 204 squares is
n*(n+1)*(2n+1)
--------------------
    6

n=8

[Sam]

He uses the four other people in either direction, I assume.

[laskfn]

okay jmv was right

and the guy digs the dirt up into a mound and jumps while on the mound to get the key and get out.

the riddles were from like 10th grade so sue me

[Paul]

okay jmv was right

and the guy digs the dirt up into a mound and jumps while on the mound to get the key and get out.

the riddles were from like 10th grade so sue me

You don't know the answers to your own riddles? You're an idiot

[ME##]

okay jmv was right

and the guy digs the dirt up into a mound and jumps while on the mound to get the key and get out.

the riddles were from like 10th grade so sue me

Aren't you only a junior?