Waffle J

[Beta]

I walk to my mailbox expecting the usual. Taxes,magazines,body parts, only to find a 8lb box of dry ice and a mystery frozen product. [spoiler][/spoiler]

I open the box and i'm greeted with a warning label[spoiler][/spoiler],and a flier.[spoiler][/spoiler]
I read through it carefully and remove the "mystery product".[spoiler][/spoiler]
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I cook this "mystery product" and i place them on a plate.[spoiler][/spoiler]
They're ugly so I add syrup.[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Daddy]

Nice address.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&saddr=agawam,+ma&daddr=lynn,+ma&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&sll=42.102298,-71.954956&sspn=2.31894,3.537598&ie=UTF8&ll=42.26636,-71.807135&spn=2.312977,3.537598&z=8

I DARE YOU TO TRY IT

[NOA_Haunted]

Sweet were they good?

[Beta]

Sweet were they good?

Yes, they were delicious. 

[Beta]

Can I bump this? I'm going to bump this. Is that ok?

[Houdini]

Can I bump this? I'm going to bump this. Is that ok?

No. Go die.

[Ezloﺕ]

No. Go die.

Houdini, we have his address, how about we all kill him. 

[Houdini]

Houdini, we have his address, how about we all kill him. 

As tempted as I am, that's not really ethical.

[Ezloﺕ]

As tempted as I am, that's not really ethical.

ok how about we just smack him around

[Knig]

As tempted as I am, that's not really ethical.

what's a bunch of cells to anyone

OFF WITH HIS HEAD

[Houdini]

ok how about we just smack him around

I don't want to encourage violent behavior, but if he did get roughed up a little I wouldn't particularly mind.

what's a bunch of cells to anyone

OFF WITH HIS HEAD

Enjoy your life in prison.

[Knig]

Enjoy your life in prison.

Who said I'd be doing it :o

[Houdini]

Who said I'd be doing it :o

I can see the headlines already: Young man relieved of head; reports indicate victim was "emo"