Imagine

[Samus Aran]

All of your life has been an experiment. You have been watched during every moment of your existence. All of the people that you have ever interacted with were instructed to act the way they did and were placed there by those that are observing you. Your surroundings are false; they are merely reconstructions of the Earth you thought you lived in. You serve no purpose other than to be a guinea pig for alien research.

What do you do now that you know?

[Thyme]

"Poor aliens. What a waste of time and energy. "

[Daphnia]

the Macarena.

How is this not painfully obvious?

[Nyerp]

start killing everyone

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Roll in my giant wheel until they change my bedding.

[FAMY2]

 Be Jim Carey in a movie? Well, all but the alien part.   

[Classic]

They anally probe me, I get attention, and I'm a star.

It all seems to be in my favor.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I've actually thought of this before. In fact, at one point I thought it might have been true.
stop fucking studying me :'(

[YPrrrr]

Be Jim Carey in a movie? Well, all but the alien part.   

Seriously...

Truman Show, good stuff

[Beta]

all the people....

[YPrrrr]

all the people....

LIVIIIIIIING FOR TODAY

[Beta]

LIVIIIIIIING FOR TODAY

whooohooo 

[russell]

depends on the environment I'm in after I find out.

[guff]

ask if they can get me more pop tarts

[Walter]

Be Jim Carey in a movie? Well, all but the alien part.   

That's what I thought when I read this... XD