My dad is dead to me.

[Lotos]

Is there still hope that they won't air it?

[Houdini]

your dad is retarded

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

I agree 100% with this statement.

[The spy who loves you]

I agree 100% with this statement.

Ezlo isn't particularly bright either.

[Houdini]

Ezlo isn't particularly bright either.

Neither are you.

[FAMY2]

 A 17 year old kid shot and killed his Mom and Dad the other night in a town in my state.   

[Daddy]

A 17 year old kid shot and killed his Mom and Dad the other night in a town in my state.   

I saw that on fark I think.
"Parents to child: "Son, you are using too many minutes on your cell phone." Child to parents: "That's a double homicide.""

wait that's ohio

[FAMY2]

I saw that on fark I think.
"Parents to child: "Son, you are using too many minutes on your cell phone." Child to parents: "That's a double homicide.""

wait that's ohio

No that's the one.

[Nyerp]

A 17 year old kid shot and killed his Mom and Dad the other night in a town in my state.   

that pisses me off

[FAMY2]

that pisses me off

  That mad me sad. He had other siblings. The youngest was three. 

[YPrrrr]

My dad is dead.

I was waiting for this

[russell]

how the fuck does someone not even know who's running for president

people in japan know that