My first homosexual experience.

[Norwegian Lesbians]

It's homecoming night, I'm drunk. The party is at my friend Jordans.
We're all drinking. He drives me in my car and my date, Amber, and his date, Samantha to the school. We hang out and dance for like 2 hours, I'm losing my buzz.
So we all go back home, I hit the tequila like no tomorrow.

Drake, who lives down the road comes over, and hes gets shitfaced in no time.
We're all running around acting like idiots. Ivan dares me to kiss Drake.
So we kissed. We french kissed.

No biggie right? Just drunk making out.

Until later, everyone is either passed out, except for me, noel, and drake.
Noel heads home, and me and drake are wasted. So we make out again. We go into the house being built next door and i rip off his shirt, and kick off my shoes and pants. I sucked his cock and he sucked mine, while humming the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme.

[Geno]

Rusty I love you but

Shut the fuck up.

[Samus Aran]

You're retarded.