How the fuck do you ride a bike?

[Nyerp]

I mean , it's like fucking impossible.

I've been trying hard, but to no avail.

Can't get balanced, can't keep myself straightened, can't get positioned in the seat, can't get my feet up fast enough to pedal, can't keep my feet on the pedals, can't push off...

And then I stop early because I'm scared.

[Classic]

I dunno...I just got on it and vrooooooom'd.

[The spy who loves you]

have you tried pedaling forward

[russell]

I'm pretty sure it just kind of came naturally

[Samus Aran]

Uh, I don't really know how to tell someone how to ride...I just know how to do it and I have for a long time.

[Nyerp]

I dunno...I just got on it and vrooooooom'd.

how do you vroooooooom a bike

have you tried pedaling forward

no i'm practicing with backwards first

[Skylark]

If I could I'd probably try my best to teach you but I just can't do it through words.

[Feynman]

I learned by myself and mastered it fairly quickly. And I love it, however, I haven't ridden a bike literally in years.

[Daddy]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUGfav_RX7Q&feature=related[/youtube]

do that with a bike

[Samus Aran]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUGfav_RX7Q&feature=related[/youtube]

do that with a bike

and soon you'll be walkin' out the dooooooooorrrrr

[Det in F♯ Major]

can you fit on the bike 

[Classic]

James, you're adorable.

[Nyerp]

can you fit on the bike 

um i dunno i didn't actually get on it or anything

[FAMY2]

  Try an exercise bike first. You won't have to worry about falling over.

[famy]

try to not be gay