i lol'd

[Kalahari Inkantation]

so today in health was rather hilarious
A student walked into class with his ID card (we're forced to wear them rofl) on, but it's on an extremely long string. It's around his neck, but the actual card is near his shins (just the thought of it makes me lol).
He asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom and the teacher says "Yeah, write a pass. Also, this'll probably sound like sexual harassment, so don't go telling the principal on me.
Your ID card shouldn't be below your penis."
The whole time, the student's facial expression was, literally, ":0".

i could not control my laughter
itt funny teachers

[superclucky]

my last year english teacher and my current psychology teacher

everyone else either tries too hard or is too corny with it

[Daddy]

My physics teacher said he had a golf ball(when it was really a ping pong ball) and whipped it at some kid's head.

He also took a skateboard and started skateboarding through a hallway.

[Samus Aran]

Why the hell wouldn't the teacher just say "below the belt?"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Why the hell wouldn't the teacher just say "below the belt?"

health teachers must pull the penis into everything

[Daddy]

health teachers must pull the penis into everything

why don't they pull it out?

[Classic]

why don't they pull it out?

Mine did.

[Samus Aran]

Mine did.

...what

[Daddy]

...what

HE PULLED OUT BEFORE BUSTING A LOAD IN ANOTHER MAN'S ASS

[Classic]

...what

Well, it----

HE PULLED OUT BEFORE BUSTING A LOAD IN ANOTHER MAN'S ASS

Yes.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Guys, I forgot to mention that my Health teacher is a woman. Pregnant, too.

[Classic]

Guys, I forgot to mention that my Health teacher is a woman. Pregnant, too.

She's pregnant?
There's the problem. She's had so much sex she can't stop thinking about penis. And if she's talking to students about it...


...she wants fresh meat. :o

[Samus Aran]

my health teacher was pretty funny too

watching him display the "wrong ways" to do CPR were pretty funny, especially when he slapped the baby CPR dummy and it just fell apart

[Thyme]

...she wants fresh meat. :o

Wait, what school is that exactly?

[Nyerp]

my health teacher was pretty funny too

watching him display the "wrong ways" to do CPR were pretty funny, especially when he slapped the baby CPR dummy and it just fell apart

wow, i wish my school would have taught me CPR or other life-saving maneuvers

but nope, only ABSTINECE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE