Probably the weirdest dream I've had in a while

[Daddy]

Last night, my dream was pretty odd.

EYE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH CLUCKIZ DRIVING TO NEW JERSIES WEHN SOME IDIOT DIDN'T YIELD WHILE MERGING ONTO THE HIGHWAY AND HE HIT MY CAR.
SOMEHOW, IT TURNED OUT THAT IT WAZ KAZ WHO I GOT ITNO A CAR ACCIDENT WITH.  KAZ YOU FUCKING SUCK.

KAZ WAS CRYING BECAUSE HE GOT A BOOBOO ON HIS HEAD AND HE HAD TO CALL A TOW TRUCK. NOTSID WAS THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER WTF LOL

I then ran for governor of Massachusetts and for some reason I needed foreign policy experience and I cited the following things as experience:
-I had imported cheese on my pasta the previous night
-My aunt's dog is a dalmation, and they are from croatia
-my tv broke and i had to call customer service and talked ot "fred" in india

WHAT THE FUCK AM I ON?

[superclucky]

i'm scared i can't tell the difference between reality and my dreams

I EVEN USE THE COMPUTER AND WAKE UP IN MY DREAMS (except the text in my IM box is century gothic font 16 in my dreams ;_;)

[Det in F♯ Major]

i don't even remember my dreams 99% of the time  edumacate;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

sleep and dreams discussion please :'(
I haven't had a good dream (that I can remember) in a while.

[Sync]

I had a weird dream last night.
I was fighting Dracula.
I seriously need to stop playing Castlevania.

[Selkie]

More and more I have been forgetting if a random instance I had before was real or a dream.

[laskfn]

i keep a dream journal 

all my dreams are apart of like one bigdream, theres a boy whos like half boy half fish

and a girl made of lava, who has pink flaming hair

[Samus Aran]

it means that i stand in your way on your quest to become one with clucky 

[ME##]

Fred sounds like he sucks.


and like i said before my dreams are embarrassing

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

it means that i stand in your way on your quest to become one with clucky 

And I'm the one who cleans the mess up?

also, I had a dream where I got out of the shower and I had two penises.

[Wrench]

All I remember from my dream tonight is seeing a bell and seeing someone hit it. I woke up when that happened.

[Det in F♯ Major]

i keep a dream journal 

all my dreams are apart of like one bigdream, theres a boy whos like half boy half fish

and a girl made of lava, who has pink flaming hair

what the hell, why haven't you told me about this

we're best friends

[Gotcha]

i keep a dream journal 

all my dreams are apart of like one bigdream, theres a boy whos like half boy half fish

and a girl made of lava, who has pink flaming hair

[Daddy]

oh god lol

[ME##]

I thought of that when I read it lol