Fools

[Ezloﺕ]

Rebellion will do you no good. I am the almighty Emperor Ezlo and I rule this board and all of you pathetic morons. You will all obey me and only me. Tectron, Kaz and that moron Beta are all false idols (especially beta, you must really stupid to think he's your leader or something). Any other person claiming this land to be their own is lying, for this is my land and my land only. Now silence! Do my bidding!

[Samus Aran]

my children, this ezlo is trying to steer you away from the light

follow me and you will be well-recieved

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I refuse to let you take control of my land. Fellow citizens, side with me and you shall be freed.

[Beta]

You are the false idol. your position must be removed and you will be burned at the stake. The other "false" idols will be taken care of later, as for you ezlo, i suggest you go put on a pair of flame retardant underwear.

[Ezloﺕ]

You are the false idol. your position must be removed and you will be burned at the stake. The other "false" idols will be taken care of later, as for you ezlo, i suggest you go put on a pair of flame retardant underwear.

stop it

you're killing the moment

[Beta]

stop it

you're killing the moment

And now i'm killing you. 

[Ezloﺕ]

And now i'm killing you. 

beta should be banned from using emoticons

[wawi]

Do my bidding!

What item on eBay, Emperor?

[Ezloﺕ]

What item on eBay, Emperor?

uhhh

to be honest i never really planned anything for this stage

[Beta]

uhhh

to be honest i never really planned anything for this stage

Hey look, some things were said and some words were exchanged but i'm sorry...

[Ezloﺕ]

Hey look, some things were said and some words were exchanged but i'm sorry...

what are you sorry for

[Beta]

what are you sorry for

anything I said that was stupid/offended you.