What's the difference between pizza and jews

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

ITT jokes I guess

[FAMY2]

    
What's the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog?

A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.

[j o e i n c]

how long does it take to get to the bottom of the world trade center

the rest of your life

[Daddy]

how long does it take to get to the bottom of the world trade center

the rest of your life

oh god lol

[FAMY2]

   New York State of Mind   

   
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

[Daddy]

   New York State of Mind   

   
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

that light would make me happy ;-;

[FullmetalGanon]

   New York State of Mind   

   
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

[the shortest route to the sea]

What's the difference between a baby and a homecooked meal?

[spoiler]you don't violate the homecook meal before eating it[/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

ITT jokes I guess

I've told that one before. Q('_' Q)

[Samus Aran]

what's the best thing kurt cobain ever did

[spoiler]kill himself[/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

what's the worst thing kurt cobain ever did

[spoiler]courtney love[/spoiler]

[Daddy]

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.

[hotlikesauce.]

What happens when a cuban gets a flat tire?

He drowns.



What do you call two negroes on a bike?

An organized crime.




Three men are on a rooftop. One of them is White, one is Black, one is Arabic, and one is Indian.

The Arabic man says "This is for my country", and jumps off. The Indian man says "This is for my country", and jumps off. The White man says "This is for my country", and pushes the black man off.

[Beta]

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.

lol

Why does beyonce say "to the left. to the left"?

[spoiler]Because blacks have no rights. [/spoiler]

[the shortest route to the sea]

So, a doctor and his patient are sitting in his office. The doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have terrible news. You have tested positive for both Alzheimer's disease and cancer." The guy says, "Well at least I don't have cancer!"