CAN YOU SWIM?

[Samus Aran]

For the longest time, I thought that pretty much everyone learned how to swim at one point, but lately it seems like I know more and more people that can't swim. My stepdad can't, Lawlz can't, ProtectedMember32 can't, Tectron can't...

So I'm curious as to who else can't swim and what the ratio of can:can't is for Boyah. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I've been recognized.

[ME##]

Yes I can swim, it's rather easy.

[Beta]

I sink to the bottom. I don't have to swim. I can just walk.

[Samus Aran]

I sink to the bottom. I don't have to swim. I can just walk.

Not being able to breathe underwater might be a bit of a problem.

[Beta]

Not being able to breathe underwater might be a bit of a problem.

I don't have to breathe. I'm fucking awesome.

[superclucky]

i can doggy paddle but not like swim swim

[Paul]

Yes, I can swim, it's very easy.

[YPrrrr]

i can doggy paddle but not like swim swim

You sadden me

[superclucky]

You sadden me

i hate the water

[The spy who loves you]

Yes, not particularly well though.

Never learned how to tread water.

[russell]

I don't really understand how someone can "not swim," like they'd just drown if they were thrown into water 10 feet from the shore or something

[Ezloﺕ]

Yes.

I don't have to breathe. I'm fucking awesome.

lol

[Walter]

No, I can't swim.


I'm on the high school swim team! 

[Skylark]

i can doggy paddle but not like swim swim

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