itt teachers you hate and why

[laskfn]

Singing is the best quality I have, I'm not athletic or super intelligent. The choir i'm in now, however, puts me on the edge. The teacher is this horrible woman (who's bald and wears a wig) whos a complete bitch ALL THE TIME! for no reason. I almost failed my ap environmental science test because of her (this was like yesterday too). We have this after school choir (that evidently counts as a class) that shes been after me to join for the past 2 years. I finally oblidged (because i need extra-curriculars) and decided to do it this time, ONLY TO FIND OUT ITS FUCKING INSANE! I had like almost 100 terms for ap environmental science to write on notecards and study and turn in tomorrow for the test. I know that its kinda my fault that i didnt do them the weekend prior, but i thought i was going to have time on monday night and the test wasnt going to be tuesday anyways (to my knowledge) but on monday i was helping my mom(also a music teacher) with auditions for her school musical, BUT THE REHEARSAL FOR MY CHOIR WAS DIRECTLY AFTER IT! AND UNTIL LIKE 9 O CLOCK!so like wth! thanks for giving me some time for myself and everyone else in the choir. I had asked her earlier in the day whilst in class about it and she has this bitchy fucking attidude with me like "oh welll i want to be flexible but...*shakes head*" like OKAY I'LL FAIL THIS CLASS FOR YOU I DONT MIND! So needless to say i go and she was insane, like bi-polar insane! she started by splitting the girls choir group and the guys choir group up to introduce everyone and make rules.

our rules were as follows:
1.)be mature
2.)know your music
3.)blend you whore (my choir is full of losers)
4.)leave your problems at the door
5.)be respectful
6.)have a good attitude

and then like 3 or 4 kids came in late and shes like (i'll give an example)
Kid: *enters to a silent room*
Her: HEY where ya been 8in this sarcastic bitchy tone*
kid: sorry there was traffic
Her: THATS YOUR EXCUSE? (clearly theres no need for this)
kid: yeah
her: HOW ABOUT AN IM SORRY? HMM?
kid: sorry
her: and you should set an alarm on your phone then next time!

like wtf!? honestly is there any need for that? THE WORLD DOESNT FUCKING STOP FOR HER OR THIS FUCKING CHOIR! AND SHES BITCHING LIKE ITS SOME SORT OF CRIME! shes such a fucking hypocrite too! i was in her morning class last year and there was atleast 4 classes where she was so late that we didnt even have a class! and here she is like losing it over a kid thats like 4 minutes late! WTF! AND shes we're supposed ot have 2 songs memorized on our own in 2 weeks! with nothing but the podcasts on our class website to go off of and the people in our section of course but the people in our section suck! theres one good singer but i cant stand him! and we have to sing it in front of people which is really awkward! because all the kdis from the advanced choir are there and they just fucking judge you like no other!

i hate this woman, i hate her with just about every fiber of my being. I dread going to choir now! this woman is taking the only thing im good at making me despise it!



anyways wtf sorry about this guys for my bitching, swearing, lack of grammar and punctuation, and attention whoring...its just one of those days

[Det in F♯ Major]

I LOVE RATSHIT<3

why the fuck do you still go there, come to northern, MR. PETERSON IS REALLY COOL

[Daddy]

My french teacher from my Sophomore year of High School.  She wrote me up, and I got detention, because someone said something and I laughed.
She then called my mom ;-; She's also the reason I stopped taking French since we didn't learn anything and I realized I wouldn't be able to pass French IV.

My first grade teacher
She made me stay inside for recess and miss gym and I cried ;_;

oh and my third grade teacher for telling my parents I said fuck you to a class mate.


and my 8th grade english teacher. she fucking told me that I'm gonna go nowhere in life.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

The only teacher I've ever really thought was a complete asshole was a substitute I had for one day in 3rd grade, I'm pretty sure I've told this story before, but whatever.
We were reading out loud out of the science textbook. Each person read a paragraph, stopped, and chose someone else to read next. If that person didn't know where the last person stopped and was lost, they'd have to write that chapter in the book.
So the last person to read called on me. However, my paragraph began with the same words theirs began with. So I start reading my chapter, but the dumbass substitute thinks I'm reading the one the other person just read, when it's really a  new chapter that starts the same way. Even the other kids were telling him "He's reading the other chapter" and he was just like "Nope." So he accuses me of not paying attention (when ironically, he was the asshole who wasn't paying attention) and tells me to write out the chapter.

[spoiler]I never wrote out the chapter.
I felt like such a rebel when he came up to me later that day and said "Why didn't you write it? It'd better be done by tomorrow". Of course, the real teacher was back by the next day and I never wrote a thing for that bastard. [/spoiler]

This year, so far I love all of my teachers and enjoy almost all of my classes.

[superclucky]

my 3rd grade art teacher made me feel like shit and did not want me taking anymore arts

[Kalahari Inkantation]

OH WAIT.

In 6th grade, during my Technology class, these two kids were fooling around in the back while everyone else sat at their desks. My teacher's retarded assistant sees them, yet somehow mistakes one of them for me. So I am made out to look like an idiot while I didn't do anything. The funny thing is, the first thing the asshole said was "DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME", when apparently, they did, I had done absolutely nothing.

Douchebag.

[Ezloﺕ]

hi

[Placebo Headwound]

Earth Science teacher: She's a lazy bitch.

Seriously, I don't know if they do it they way they do it in my school everywhere else, but when we walk in my class we have an aim telling us what we're learning today and a question we have to answer (called the do now/getting started). This teacher literally has had us all doing the do now the whole period, and its happened several times already, and all the other days she's made us do it for more than half the period.

[YPrrrr]

My 8th grade english teacher... I had to define words for him because he didn't understand them and make promises that my papers were not plagerized from somewhere else.

All my math teachers from 10th grade onward... It's more of the math system I was forced into really; teachers are just supposed to supervise and let the students teach themselves

My 5th grade teacher... just plain stupid. Although I do admire that she let me read anything I wanted while the rest of the class did work as long as I got As on the tests

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Earth Science teacher: She's a lazy bitch.

Seriously, I don't know if they do it they way they do it in my school everywhere else, but when we walk in my class we have an aim telling us what we're learning today and a question we have to answer (called the do now/getting started). This teacher literally has had us all doing the do now the whole period, and its happened several times already, and all the other days she's made us do it for more than half the period.

Us too. Only in a few classes, though (like English/Health), and usually we don't actually have to answer them, just discuss them. It's a way to get the class started here, not a way to keep the students quiet.

[ME##]

All my math teachers from 10th grade onward... It's more of the math system I was forced into really; teachers are just supposed to supervise and let the students teach themselves

My sixth grade math teacher was like that, but surprisingly I actually learnt a little from it. 


And my ninth grade math teacher was just terrible, it was hard to understand her because of her accent and she hardly wrote anything down that made any sense.

[Placebo Headwound]

Us too. Only in a few classes, though (like English/Health), and usually we don't actually have to answer them, just discuss them. It's a way to get the class started here, not a way to keep the students quiet.

Seriously.

If I have to sit in your class for 45 minutes, you better damn well teach me something useful.

Also, I asked why she does that all the time today, her answer was something like this:

"Because not everyone has done it yet."

What a stupid bitch. You're always going to have the kids in class that just don't wanna do it, you shouldn't sit there and make us do nothing the whole period just because of it.

[Gamosan]

I had this religion teacher who was the biggest bitch ever. She was just a fag all day long and would flip outl ike crazy at anything. One day she spent an entire period lecturing us about how calling someone Mrs. is the worst form of sexism and what she would do to us if anyone of us ever called her it again. She always spoke in a super-bitchy voice and was always mad at most people. Not to mention her favoritism, her infatuation with Catholic doctrine, and her inability to read anything but key words in an essay. I fucking hated her.

[laskfn]

i think i've heard this bitchy tone you speak of  yeah i hate my english teacher from last year, she was s dumb slut who didnt teach us anything, i got 6 A's and 1 C (from her) but she'd always talk to me like it was my fault >.>

and this year i dont have an englilsh teacher yet...the school like forgot to hire one

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I had this religion teacher who was the biggest bitch ever. She was just a fag all day long and would flip outl ike crazy at anything. One day she spent an entire period lecturing us about how calling someone Mrs. is the worst form of sexism and what she would do to us if anyone of us ever called her it again. She always spoke in a super-bitchy voice and was always mad at most people. Not to mention her favoritism, her infatuation with Catholic doctrine, and her inability to read anything but key words in an essay. I fucking hated her.

how could that possibly be sexism and what would she do