Guys

[Samus Aran]

Why do so many girls think emo boys are cute? :'(

I seem to recall that both Sam and Zayna loved them, for some weird reason, and even ProtectedMember32 wants me to dress like an emo boy. What's the appeal in making my ass stick out in skinny jeans or having green streaks in my slimy-looking black hair?

[ME##]

I really have no clue.  And yes, Sam does think they're attractive.

[The spy who loves you]

Because Sam has terrible taste in men.

[LCK]

Because Sam has terrible taste in men.

indeed

I don't see the appeal.

[Feynman]

I'm lucky I'm not around women that think that. Instead, I have to worry about the Jonas Brothers getting my girls.

[YPrrrr]

Because it fulfill a mothering instinct to take care of an emotional troubled boy as if it were they baby.

[Samus Aran]

Because it fulfill a mothering instinct to take care of an emotional troubled boy as if it were they baby.

How does that explain why ProtectedMember32 thinks I'd look good with skinny jeans and black hair (with teal streaks)?

[The spy who loves you]

I'd look good with skinny jeans and black hair (with teal streaks)?

Jesus fucking christ, ProtectedMember32 is worse than Sam.  :'(

[Daddy]

Because it fulfill a mothering instinct to take care of an emotional troubled boy as if it were they baby.

they baby

[YPrrrr]

How does that explain why ProtectedMember32 thinks I'd look good with skinny jeans and black hair (with teal streaks)?

No clue, that's just excessive. Shave your head Kaz

[The spy who loves you]

they baby

govment came and took my baby  :'(

[Beta]

Guys. I'm emo and girls don't like me that much.

[Samus Aran]

Guys. I'm emo and girls don't like me that much.

Do you dress that way, though?

[ME##]

they baby

wave people

[Beta]

Do you dress that way, though?

I try my best.