large hadron collider

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Like Steal and Thief, I also saw "hardon". caterpie;
ANYWAY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO START IT UP IT'S SO EXCITING

[laskfn]

i can wait, the whole idea seems really scary

i really dont want my fucking earth to be swallowed up by some black holes before i even hit 20 

but if it does work then yey for free energy...but havent they already started it up?

[Feynman]

$9,000,000 science experiment. particle accelerator complex. potential for creating dark matter (aka end of the world)

No, it's 4.65 billion. And in the event it does create a black hole, it'll be the size of an atom and will disappear. And besides, it's not like it's the first time we've collided atoms.

[laskfn]

ugh this whole thing upsets me beyond comprehension

they arent colliding atoms, they're coliding protons

but how do we know that the atom sized holes will just disapate? what if they just swallow shit up and get bigger?

how is no one else concerned with this?

sorry for separating all of my thoughts with lines

[Samus Aran]

And in the event it does create a black hole, it'll be the size of an atom and will disappear..

While that is the likeliest conclusion in a mini black hole event, that is only a theory, and we don't know because it hasn't been observed yet.

[laskfn]

ugh im soooo scared!

im like having a panic attack

[Sync]

FUCK YEAH. IMMINENT DEATH BECAUSE OF SCIENCE.


But seriously.
I doubt anything will happen.
There's a possibility, but nothing will happen.

[superclucky]

you won't feel any pain anyways if a mini black hole occurs
you'll die instantly

[YPrrrr]

You're not.

Steal = Thief again

[laskfn]

i want you all to know that you guys are awesome even tho you alll hate me

[Daddy]

you won't feel any pain anyways if a mini black hole occurs
you'll die instantly

what about spaghettification

[Classic]

A large hard on collider is something I'd invest in.

[Samus Aran]

A large hard on collider is something I'd invest in.

You would want your hardon to collide with someone else's, wouldn't you?

[Classic]

You would want your hardon to collide with someone else's, wouldn't you?

Fuck social security. Vote me for President and all funding will go to the Hard On Collider.

[Sam]

you get off on weird things creeper