Post your Ex-Gfs.

[Samus Aran]

Milad, your second ex was really cute.  shlick;

[mariofreak55]

Milad, your second ex was really cute.  shlick;

thx d00d

I would still be with her, but we had to move to this damned California piece of shit.

[Wrench]

Lawl. This one I had over a year ago. Other ones don't have pics and the other I might get back with soon. We're taking a break to relieve stress and stuff.

[ncba93ivyase]

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, I HAD SOME HOT BABE WITH RED HAIR NAMED DANIELLE. I SAW HER VAGOO AT HER 8TH BIRTHDAY PARTY WHEN SHE LET ME IN TO WATCH HER UNDRESS. I SAW HER VAGOO AGAIN A FEW WEEKS LATER WHEN SHE CLIMBED ON TOP OF SOME THING DURING RECESS. MY WHOLE TIME WAS SPENT LOOKING AT HER VAGOO WHILE SHE WAS TALKING TO ME. THEN ABOUT A YEAR LATER, I MOVED TO COLORADO, AND WHEN I MOVED BACK ABOUT 2 OR 3 YEARS AFTER THAT, SHE WAS REALLY ILL AND PROBABLY DIED OF SOMETHING LIKE AIDS.

Too bad I didn't know what masturbation or true intercourse was at the time.

[heltar]

Meth? wtf? do i know this kid?

[LCK]

Ashley -
I went out with her in fifth grade. But it was fifth grade, so yea, nothing happened.
Dated for like 2 weeks.

Nicole -
The one on the...left. She looks retarded in this picture.
I went out with her in seventh grade, nothing happened either. It sucked. We only dated for like 3 weeks.
The one on the right, though. She's one of the greatest people ever. I've known her since Kindergarten. She's like a sister to me.

Jesse - Then came Jesse. I asked her out on March 26. We dated for about a month and a half. Yes, this is the girl that I had sex with, in case you assholes were wondering. I actually had feelings for this girl.  Some time about a week ago she just started ignoring me, and not even acknowledging I was there. Then she dumped me that day. Apparently she just wanted to be single. Honestly, I was crushed. I was fucking attached to that girl, then she just fucking dumped me. Then two days later, she gave me a glimmer of hope, she said she wanted to go back out with me. So yea, we did. Two days later, she began ignoring me again, and had her friends tell me that she didn't want to date me anymore. Again, her reason was that she just wanted to be single. I was crushed even more than the first time. I still haven't completely gotten over it. I've barely spoken to the girl in the past 5 days. Bitch.
No picture of her, sorry. She doesn't have a myspace.

[heltar]

a smart man once said,

hit it, then quit it

[SBKT]

a smart man once said,

hit it, then quit it

Another smart man once said.

Never listen to helter skelter

[Fireman.exe]

a smart man once said,

hit it, then quit it

Another smart man once said.

Never listen to helter skelter

That could be anyone. 

[SBKT]

a smart man once said,

hit it, then quit it

Another smart man once said.

Never listen to helter skelter

That could be anyone. 

My point exactly.

[The artist formally known]

Lawlz is a fucking liar

Here is my one and only. There have been other girls but they've met nothing to me.

[ncba93ivyase]

Lawlz is a fucking liar

Here is my one and only. There have been other girls but they've met nothing to me.

I'm not kidding. When I returned to Pennsylvania, I was in 5th grade and she was in my same class. She would only come to school for about 2 or 3 days every month. Then she just disappeared during the end of the year.

AND I SAW HER VAGOO. OH GOD, IF I COULD GO  BACK AND RISK THE AIDS FOR IT I'D DO IT.

[The artist formally known]

I'm not kidding. When I returned to Pennsylvania, I was in 5th grade and she was in my same class. She would only come to school for about 2 or 3 days every month. Then she just disappeared during the end of the year.

AND I SAW HER VAGOO. OH GOD, IF I COULD GO  BACK AND RISK THE AIDS FOR IT I'D DO IT.

Who cares if you saw a vagoo, almost everyone has done more then you here. LCK, me...


fuck nevermind

[ncba93ivyase]

I'm not kidding. When I returned to Pennsylvania, I was in 5th grade and she was in my same class. She would only come to school for about 2 or 3 days every month. Then she just disappeared during the end of the year.

AND I SAW HER VAGOO. OH GOD, IF I COULD GO  BACK AND RISK THE AIDS FOR IT I'D DO IT.

Who cares if you saw a vagoo, almost everyone has done more then you here. LCK, me...


fuck nevermind

I did more than most of us by the time I was eight.

Not much action since.

[The artist formally known]

I did more than most of us by the time I was eight.

Not much action since.

Not saying much are we  awesome;


I saw a girls vagoo this weekend too, she wasn't shaved and was 15  shlick;