I have an ingrown toenail.

[Houdini]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.

Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.

Because I have webbed toes.

WRONG. They don't want tiny infected feet growing in their vagina!

Also, webbed toes are a turn-on for most women.

[Fireman.exe]

I have two on my big toes, I drink until I pass out. It works perfectly. winnah;

[UnagiPower]

That sucks. That happened to me and I went to get my toe cut up. The damn doctor was a Jew and didn't put enough painkillers