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Started by heltar, May 23, 2007, 07:56:09 PM

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So I was sitting on the toilet, playing my DS as always then I hear this knocking on the window above me. It scared the crap out of me, so I wipe and get up and see who's at the window. Some guy with a camera. Me, realizing what's up, stuff my DS in my pocket, grab the nearest hard object (this would be the lid to the toilet) and smash the window in. I climb through the 2 ft x 3 ft window, getting glass shards jabbed into me from all sides, and then the chase begins. First, the guy rips my pants off, takes the DS out of my pocket, and runs. Then, he hops my fence and I follow suit. Lucky me, he has to stop to open the neighbor's side gate, so I catch up on some ground - but he slams the gate shut after his exit. I make a leap at the gate, foot first, and I break through the gate. Shards of wood fly everywhere, and one lucky plank impales the criminal in the lower back. I watch him die slowly in the middle of the road. I see his camera in his hand, and my DS in the other. Following further inspection, the camera turns out to be a fake water-squirting camera. Oh well.

After retrieving my DS, I internalize my surroundings.
Me, pantless, covered in blood and splinters, and a dead guy in front of me. I turn aroudn and run for it, back in through the window, turn on my DS, and finish going to the bathroom.

My mom knocks on the door and asks if everything is all right. I freak out, and jump up and squeak "Yeah I'm fine"
and sit back down.

And then I realize that I had accidentally dropped my DS in the toilet.


Will insurance cover that?

V

I LIKE.  awesome;

SCREENSHOT SOME PEOPLE'S REACTIONS TO IT.  yes;

Wrench

That's fucking hilarious. Invite him NAO!

heltar

Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 23, 2007, 08:21:32 PM
That's fucking hilarious. Invite him NAO!


That's me ftw =\

The artist formally known

HOLY SHIT, YOU CAN TYPE SOMEWHAT GOOD  navi;

Also, I almost did that while playing Pearl

SBKT

It's copypasta, not meme. Stupid fuck.

musica.cards

Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 09:03:15 PM
It's copypasta, not meme. Stupid fuck.

What's the difference?
[move]gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby [/move]

SBKT

Quote from: some_person on May 24, 2007, 01:00:41 AM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 09:03:15 PM
It's copypasta, not meme. Stupid fuck.

What's the difference?
Copypasta is a text based which gets posted many many times in order to PISS PEOPLE OFF, and goes through many horrible mutations in it's trips.

caponehollywood

Quote from: antmaster5000 on October 21, 2015, 03:01:13 AM
me

10% of the worlds biomass is ants
ants
ants


i am antmaster

musica.cards

Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: some_person on May 24, 2007, 01:00:41 AM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 09:03:15 PM
It's copypasta, not meme. Stupid fuck.

What's the difference?
Copypasta is a text based which gets posted many many times in order to PISS PEOPLE OFF, and goes through many horrible mutations in it's trips.

And a meme? v;
[move]gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby baby gee gee gee baby [/move]

SBKT

Quote from: some_person on May 24, 2007, 03:19:20 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: some_person on May 24, 2007, 01:00:41 AM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 09:03:15 PM
It's copypasta, not meme. Stupid fuck.

What's the difference?
Copypasta is a text based which gets posted many many times in order to PISS PEOPLE OFF, and goes through many horrible mutations in it's trips.

And a meme? v;
Picture based and will appear on YTMND almost immediately as YTMND claims it as theirs, along with SA, and a big three way war begins with those two and 4chan. 7chan will be raped instantly.

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