SH79 reminded me of some stupid thing that happened 8th grade

[heltar]

8th grade...barely 13 years old.


On a friday, in PE, there's this girl that I don't particularily like, and I always ignore her and make her mad cuz I never say anything helpful to her... and apparently one day she just got fed up and went to the office and filed harassment against me.
She had her friend come in and say that I said that I was going to rape her, and all this other bad stuff that was sure to get me in trouble. So they call me in, and I have my friend come in too and verify that I said none of the stuff that she said I did, and they don't really care, they just listen to the stupid girl and suspend me for the rest of the day.

Needless to say, mom wasn't very happy.

Okay, before I travel exactly one week ahead, I'll brief you on this: On my buddy profile on AIM, I had a list of peopel that I said "needed to die." In otherwords, I hated them. So some girl finds out she's on this list, and she goes and files a whatever charge against me. They call me in, talk to me, I say yes ma'am I do, and why should it even fucking matter - My computer's not even at school, and I didn't threaten her at all!

So they have my dad come and bring my laptop. They open it up. I sign in AIM for them....Edit Profile..

IT'S EMPTY.
There's not even a thing there.
And they're like whatever you're still in trouble.
and i'm like WTF, you guys are faggets
And I'm suspended not only for that Friday, but for the next 3 days of school. =\ =\ =\ =\
And I miss some jazz thing, too.

Two weeks in a row, two [unfair] suspensions on a Friday. What a load of fucking bullshit.

Now, the funny thing is that last week or something some girl wasn't getting her way in class...

"Sara, you're mom called - she said that since you forgot to go get your off campus pass so you can go to your doctor's appt, it's not too late and she said to cal her at lunch."

"Oh, Mrs. Smith! can I please call my mom?"
[Note that this teacher is anal about rules, and I mean every rule ever - she refers to the handbook all the time]

"No, wait until lunch, and then go out in the parking lot and then call her."

"But Mrs Smith! WTF! .....Mrs Smith, I don't feel well, can I go to the nurse?"

"No, you';re just fine Sara."

"MRS SMITH!!! I HAD A FEVER OF 2983423789 DEGREES LAST NIGHT AND I DONT FEEL WELL! NOW I WANT TO GO TO THE NURSE, NOW, DAMNIT!"

Now this is when I intervene. I'll have you know that this girl is just plain STUPID. She asks the stupidest questions ever and even says "I hate you, Mrs. Smith, you SUCK." Verbatim. She's really annoying and whiny, and nobody in the class likes her.

So I felt it necessary to mock her.

"OMG mrs smith, pleathhh can I go to the nurthhh? I'm thhhick, I don't feel well!"

And apparently she kinda snapped.

"MRS SMITH! I WANT TO GO TO THE STUDENT SERVICES OFFICE, I'M SICK OF HIS SHIT!"

"Well, I can';t stop you from doing that. Go ahead, here's a pass."

So she leaves.

At first I'm hella scared, cuz if I get suspended again the people at the DO said I'll get expelled. So I have reason to worry.
then a bunch of people say "I got your back, son" and stuff like that. Then i remember everyone hates her and that she realy has no backup. I don't mock her that often, really.

So they send me in, and I get to talk to my favorite disciplinary officer guy thing.

"Sean, this is not good. You know you shouldn't be bothering Sara."

"Mr Price, I can explain. I didn't realize she was having a bad day and I made the wrong comment at the wrong time. It won't happen again."

Basically, what he says after that goes down to:

"Kthxbai, juist remember that you don't want to get into any harassment stuff. It's not a good idea to do that."


I come back into class, smirking. Sara has red face as she's been crying for liek 20 minutes or something, obviously dramaticizing her story beyond belief. And then everyone cheers, LOL. I would have given her a little wink...

But i didn't want to give her any more reasons to leave the classroom. It's not so fun when she's gone. :P



CONCLUSION: DON'T FUCK WITH GIRLS WHEN THEY'RE ON THEIR PERIOD.

AND GET THIS:

After that, someone made a little picture of me on paint saying I want to kill myself and other stupid shit and she didn't get in any trouble at all. wtf?

Yes. SHE.

[SBKT]

I fuck with people all the time. It's more dangerous, but I do it anyways. Try pissing off an activist who only thinks of themself too.

[heltar]

Oh, I do it all the time, too. I just gotta be more careful.

I get away with everything, really.

[iWolf]

I used to have a teacher like that. I got up to get a tissue and my teacher gave me a 20 minute lecture and then I got detention. 

[heltar]

haha, thsi teacher is out of her mind, seriously...
she stops class to give some kid a referral for having clear studs in his ear
which he only has there to keep the hole from sealing up.

[Necro]

School officials are dumbshits, and I fucking hate them. They all hold a prejudice against boys, and think all they care about is fucking girls and being the best at sports. I swear to fucking god, they'll side with the girls in any situation, even if there's no proof or anything. Can't fucking stand them.

I fuck with people all the time. It's more dangerous, but I do it anyways. Try pissing off an activist who only thinks of themself too.

Just make sure it isn't a female. Otherwise, yes, that's fun.

[Bushy]

I have a techer like that

AND HIS NAME IS MR. SMITH!!!!

[heltar]

I have a techer like that

AND HIS NAME IS MR. SMITH!!!!

Well I'll be a sonuva-

I fabricated the names.

[ncba93ivyase]

School officials are dumbshits, and I fucking hate them. They all hold a prejudice against boys, and think all they care about is fucking girls and being the best at sports. I swear to fucking god, they'll side with the girls in any situation, even if there's no proof or anything. Can't fucking stand them.

While it sounds a bit like you're exaggerating, it's been like that at every school I've been to. Hell, in Newport, PA, girls were granted certain freedoms that boys weren't. If a girl wanted to wear a hat and sunglasses in school and during class, they could. If a boy even got near the building with either of those, they could face up to 3 days of detention.

[SBKT]

Oh, I do it all the time, too. I just gotta be more careful.

I get away with everything, really.

I don't, so it's fun. How far is too far? LEt's find out.

*loses hand*

[heltar]

School officials are dumbshits, and I fucking hate them. They all hold a prejudice against boys, and think all they care about is fucking girls and being the best at sports. I swear to fucking god, they'll side with the girls in any situation, even if there's no proof or anything. Can't fucking stand them.

While it sounds a bit like you're exaggerating, it's been like that at every school I've been to. Hell, in Newport, PA, girls were granted certain freedoms that boys weren't. If a girl wanted to wear a hat and sunglasses in school and during class, they could. If a boy even got near the building with either of those, they could face up to 3 days of detention.

Girls can wear tanktops, guys can't. Even without armpit hair in 1st grade, nobody could wear them!
GIRls can wear their flip-flops, guys can't..

[Wrench]

Sorry, but I find this pretty funny. Suspended for having her die in AIM profile? Lol. No evidence at all, but the girls always get their way. kratos;

[Necro]

School officials are dumbshits, and I fucking hate them. They all hold a prejudice against boys, and think all they care about is fucking girls and being the best at sports. I swear to fucking god, they'll side with the girls in any situation, even if there's no proof or anything. Can't fucking stand them.

While it sounds a bit like you're exaggerating, it's been like that at every school I've been to. Hell, in Newport, PA, girls were granted certain freedoms that boys weren't. If a girl wanted to wear a hat and sunglasses in school and during class, they could. If a boy even got near the building with either of those, they could face up to 3 days of detention.

I'm not, or at least, not at my school. I have officials who just try to find reasons to get guys in trouble, and trudge around like they own the place. I've recieved 10 days lunch detention because I told this whiney fat bitch, who's incredibly ignorant and abnoxious, to shut up. I just said, "For love of all things, shut up, please".

Then of course, I said it later, but I was directing it to a whole group of people, and she turns and says, "What did you say to me?" Then I said, "I wasn't talking to you, retard". And she says, "Oh well you need to be more pacific, gosh."

I laughed so hard.

[heltar]

You should have said "Well seeing as you're as big as the ocean, I thought it would be obvious..


I guess next time I'll go atlantic for you?"

[demonprince]

Tell her you want to sex her up.  caterpie;