Stupid things your parents say:

[Daddy]

my mom wouldn't go away yesterday when i was talking to clucky and asked whawt lawl meant


she then was like 'WHY IS SHE MAD AT YOU' after i pressed random letters.

[Det in F♯ Major]

lol after he says no he just tells you that you're wrong basically...he likes to argue

EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR FATHER'S MOUTH MAKES ME PISS MYSELF LAUGHING.

[superclucky]

Everything they do is so fucking retarded I don't even know where to start.

[ncba93ivyase]

my father once thought the xbox 360 had good games

[ncba93ivyase]

my mom wouldn't go away yesterday when i was talking to clucky and asked whawt lawl meant


she then was like 'WHY IS SHE MAD AT YOU' after i pressed random letters.

wait your parents know about clucky[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]

[Daddy]

wait your parents know about clucky[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]

not intentionally

[laskfn]

EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR FATHER'S MOUTH MAKES ME PISS MYSELF LAUGHING.

this one time me and lisa were cooking something and my dad got all pissed and he was like "WHATS BURNING!" and det like died

and pretty much everytime he comes downstairs and is like "well i think we need to take her home, its getting late, its almost 7"

[Hensa]

"WASH THIS DISHES"

[Hensa]

Well then wash them before they tell you. 

well... its not tha washing part... its the use of bad english.

[Det in F♯ Major]

my father always tells me things to do when im obviously about to do them :0
and then he complains that he always has to tell me everything to do 


last night i was about to spray the table; i had the spray and paper towel in my hands when my father decides to say "clean the table."

i said "oh, is that what im supposed to do with this stuff? because i was about to go spray this crap into my mouth because i thought it tasted good, and then i was going to wipe my lips with the paper towel when i was finished. THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP." and then i wiped cleen da table.

he goes: "hey don't be sarcastic with me, i'll take your wii away.  "

det gasps: "oh no, whatever shall i preoccupy myself with now". i then went upstairs.

father: ".....  " trying to think of a response. he then said some most likely stupid retort but i couldn't hear it from upstairs.

[laskfn]

dets quote...

i laughed...a lot hahahahah

[ncba93ivyase]

my father also once said democrats are stupid

I agree with him for the most part, he affiliates with republicans and voted for Bush twice so he can't complain about stupidity.

[laskfn]

my dad yelled at me for coming home 4 minutes before curfew once

i walked in...its 11 56...i assumed he was in bed...but who comes like charging through the dining room to the front door area? my dad

dad: HEY do you know that the curfew is 10 O CLOCK FOR 16 YR OLDS
me(like wtf): dad, are you kidding no its not, its definitely midnight
dad: I DONT THINK SO!
me: dad im pretty sure...
dad: DIDNT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS CONCERNED FOR YOU!
me: im here now....
dad: NO, YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PARENT!
me: dad you're getting upset for no reason, im here now and you're yelling at me just to yell at me basically
dad: NO (gestures with hands wildly) and hey! i dropped you off at 3 and told you to call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! for a ride if you needed it! AND WHEN DID YOU CALL ME! NINE O CLOCK
me: yes dad but dont you realize that as soon as possible doesnt mean as soon as i get in the door, maybe nine o clock was the soonest i could call you

and it went in circles (no joke, it was lilke that dialogue repeated 3 times over) for like a half hour

[Det in F♯ Major]

i remember when you told me about that luls. i laff'd.

[CHAOS66]

Well whenever on the computer she says stupid things...

Example
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"Why is that blue?"
"It's a link."
"A what?"
"Nevermind."
"I DON'T WANT YOU LOOKING AT PORN!!!"