Stupid things your parents say:

[Sam]

"I always thought Alaska was an island, I never knew is was bordered by Russia."

And she didn't even say Russia on accident, she actually thought Russia and Alaska were connected.

I think my mom might take the cake.

[Lozal]

"woodur" and "warsh"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

"Do you know what kind of site EBay is? All they do is scam you."
I didn't even argue. v;

[Lozal]

"Wikipedia's a horrible source to use. Anyone can edit it, and it's unreliable."

[Lozal]

Sounds like all my teachers.

Yep, but really, Wikipedia is fine to use. Citations are there, and they have the people that monitor it make sure all information is correct. I really don't know why people hate it so much. 

[laskfn]

my dad refers to everything as "goofy" rather than stupid or something

and whatever you say to him, his first response is always "no, -----"

[Thyme]

"So who do you think has a chance, Barack Obama or Al Core?"

For fuck's sake dad I know we're not americans but you should still pay more attention than that. :V

And yeah, "Core".

[Lozal]

my dad refers to everything as "goofy" rather than stupid or something

and whatever you say to him, his first response is always "no, -----"

no need for censors here

For fuck's sake dad I know we're not americans but you should still pay more attention than that. :V

And yeah, "Core".

I lol'd.

[laskfn]

lol after he says no he just tells you that you're wrong basically...he likes to argue

[Knig]

my parents are perfect

i thought all of them were 

[Samus Aran]

Everything my mom says about computers is retarded.

[Wrench]

My mom wrote a letter to her cat. It was stupid lol

But seriously, my Mom thinks Nintendo will steal from her if she buys me Wii Points using her credit card.

[laskfn]

My mom wrote a letter to her cat. It was stupid lol

But seriously, my Mom thinks Nintendo will steal from her if she buys me Wii Points using her credit card.

mine thinks the same thing!

[Sam]

At least your guys' parents are protective of their credit cards and bank accounts.

My mom asked me for the paypal password one day, so I gave it to her and then asked why. And she said "I just got an e-mail saying my security has been breached and they need me to verify my account."

"...mom, that's not paypal."

"what do you mean? It says paypal right there."

"...it's s scam site. Don't be stupid. if you give them your password you can say goodbye to your bank account. "

"...well, I'm just going to have to ask your father about this."

[guff]

my parents thought i was going to be a doctor