So this girl wants my cock

[Boyager]

but i don't want her
what do i do

[Boyager]

kill her with your penis

[Boyager]

shoot her in the face while she's giving you a blowjob

at least then she can die happy

[Boyager]

Then don't give it to her?

[Boyager]

you dont necessarily have to be with her in order for her to have your cock you know...

[Boyager]

Get her to give you a blowjob on your computer chair while you watch POV blowjob porn.

[Boyager]

goddamn it wrench, get to 2nd base already.

you've had that girlfriend for like 17 years.

[Socks]

goddamn it wrench, get to 2nd base already.

you've had that girlfriend for like 17 years.

Laughter adorned my face and being as this was read and processed.

[Boyager]

goddamn it wrench, get to 2nd base already.

you've had that girlfriend for like 17 years.

learn your bases

[Boyager]

learn your bases

I thought it was third base.    lmao.

[Boyager]

What are the bases? 

[Boyager]

What are the bases? 

lawl, i love you

[Boyager]

lawl, i love you

no i'm serious...What are the bases? 

[Boyager]

1st is like making out
2nd is hand job/feeling up
3rd is blowjob
home is BUTTSECKS

[Boyager]

1st is like making out
2nd is hand job/feeling up
3rd is blowjob
home is BUTTSECKS

I thought it was:
1. French kiss
2. Topless
3. blow/handjob
4. balloon animals