H-Helo Boyah

[Boyager]

Dear Boyah,

        I am writing from the enclosures of my tiny spaceship. I have been drifting through space for a few days now, i'm running out of fuel for my spaceship. I have seen strange and beautiful things. I'm running low on food as we talk i've eaten my last swiss roll. I'm running low on oxygen too, so no more singing. My bathroom has been filled to the door with the vile things I have been spilling out. My radio needs 3 more AAA batteries as I can no longer hear the beautiful sounds of Flow Rider. My emergency life raft has been deployed blocking off the controls to my space craft.


  The last thing I've heard was the muffled sounds on my cell phone as I tried calling back home to Earth.

        This message is being written on the last typewriter on the ship. This message has been forwarded to the United States NASA building.


   

[Boyager]

Shut the fuck up, Beta.

[Boyager]

Are you trying to take Hiro's spot?

[Beta]

I was just trying to be fun.

[Boyager]

I was just trying to be fun.

You're acting like Hiro

which is a no no

[Boyager]

for heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere am i sitting in a tin caaaaaaaaan

[Boyager]

Space...
All that can be seen for miles, total darkness, isolation...
Space...
Why send a man to something so lonely..
Something so empty...

[Boyager]

       The Last audible words i have heard was the helpless pleas of earth on my tiny radio.

[Boyager]

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
Iââ,¬â,,¢m stepping through the door
And Iââ,¬â,,¢m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And thereââ,¬â,,¢s nothing I can do

[Boyager]

I keep getting the same transmission over and over again. "Aunt Jamiema GriddleCakes Are Good For The soul!" I Fear For the Well being for My Home Planet.

Sent 8/23/08 11:250PM

[Boyager]

Fuck you guys i don't even talk like that

[Boyager]

Fuck you guys i don't even talk like that

I fucking lol'd.

[Boyager]

And now we feast on your soul.

[Boyager]

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
Iââ,¬â,,¢m stepping through the door
And Iââ,¬â,,¢m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And thereââ,¬â,,¢s nothing I can do

CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM

CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM

CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM

[Boyager]

My spaceship has entered earths atmosphere. I'm falling at a remarkably slow pace. I'll be home in no time.