okay lets hear it, most manly thing you've done

[laskfn]

Be quiet, please.

no thank you

[CHAOS66]

I once took a piss with my penis







on a tree

[Knig]

I once took a piss with my penis







on a tree

nothing special about that, dogs do it all the time :\

[laskfn]

i once took a levitating piss

[NOA_Haunted]

I beat the shit out of my girlfriend because the dumb bitch put mustard on my sammich! And guess what she hasn't put any mustard on my sammiches since, fucking whore learned her lesson.

[Garahe]

"Masculine" and "feminine" really don't matter to me. I'm almost like some sort of machine that way. In essence, I am. Humans are immensely complex machines.

[Feynman]

Beat my mother.

[Knig]

beep boop bop 101010111110001010010100111

[The artist formally known]

wow. i hate this forum

[ncba93ivyase]

Had sex with a couch without using protection.

[Houdini]

wow. i hate this forum

hey i lifted a bus with my penis 

[Linkjge]

I once took a piss with my penis

in my ass

[strongbad]

i jerked off in a tree once
idk lol

[Geno]

I lit a fire on the beach and took a shit in it

[ncba93ivyase]

Also, the other night Street Fighter Alpha 2 pissed me off so I grabbed an innocent Super Nintendo controller and literally tore the wire (not yanked the wire out of the system, but actually ripped the wire up higher where it's reinforced with rubber and everything), pulled the game out of the saturn, tossed it on the ground and had it shatter and then crushed the plastic case.

I regret nothing.