Twilight: Dazzling Dazzlers of AIM Convos Based On Scenes From The Series

[Andrew1911]

In this AIM sequence, Edward has cut something out of Bella's car to stop it from moving so she could see Edward. This is the AIM convo on it.

sexliciousvamp69: dude guess wat
babyluvr: wat
sexliciousvamp69: i did the coolest thing today
babyluvr: WAT
sexliciousvamp69: i took sumthin out of bella's engine so she wouldnt see u lol
babyluvr: hey wtf thats not fair :(
sexliciousvamp69: moar bella stalking 4 me >:)
babyluvr: u r jerk
*marysue47 enters room*
sexliciousvamp69: oh fux
babyluvr: holy **** lol
marysue47: WTF EDDY
sexliciousvamp69: i got no idea wat ur talkin bout
marysue47: I CAN SEE CHAT TRANSCRIPT STUPID
sexliciousvamp69: fux
babyluvr: hahahahahaha u sux edw-
*babyluvr has been banned from room*
sexliciousvamp69: i did it to protect u i heer there was sum bad winds so i cut ur engine i did out of love
marysue47: bull**** eddy u dont want me to see jacob
*babyluvrII enters room*
babyluvrII: BAND ME EDWARD BAND ME I DARE U
*babyluvrII has been banned from room*
sexliciousvamp69: god dammit bella i dont need this **** right now i have a lot of homework to do
marysue47: WTF UR A VAMPIRE U DONT NEED TO DO HOMEWORK U CAN SPAKRLE IN THE SUN
sexliciousvamp69: u have naive view of my kind we have curse of eternal life and sparkling in the sun
*babyluvrIII enters room*
babyluvrIII: FUX U EDWARD FUX U FUX U FUX U U CAN NEVER BAND M-
*babyluvrIII has been banned from the room*
sexliciousvamp69: die already *****
marysue47: WTF U CALL ME??!?!?
sexliciousvamp69: i was talkin to jacob
marysue47: HOW U GONNA FIX CAR I DONT KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT CARS
sexliciousvamp69: take it to a shop :|
marysue47: UR THE ONE WHO RUINED THE CAR U FUX U TAKE IT IN
sexliciousvamp69: now ur bein unreasonable >:|
marysue47: FUX U EDDY JACOB IS MY PERMANENT STALKER NAO >:(
*marysue47 has left the room*
sexliciousvamp69: this is fuxin bull**** im gonna stop this im choppin her legs off
*sexliciousvamp69 has left the room*
*babyluvrIV enters the room*
babyluvrIV: FUX U EDW- wtf why everyone go i guess i can say whatever i want nao fux the jews fux the blacks fux the vampies fux whitey women should stay in kitchen makin me sandwiches im gonna fux bella till the break of dawn olol god i roooooock
*marysue47 enters the room*
marysue47: i also want to say th- WTF
babyluvrIV: oh fux
marysue47: WTF
babyluvrIV: this isnt what it looks like

[Sam]

I never even read Twilight and that made me crack up. 

[The artist formally known]

i hate to tell you this but boyah doesn't like aim conversations. but yeah, whatever. 

[Lotos]

I never even read Twilight and that made me crack up. 

Same, but I just lol'd.  My sister reads that shit, along with my cousin