some jehova witnesses came to my house

[hotlikesauce.]

trying to sell me a bible


i told them i was atheist and they gave me the evil eye and ran off

[Ringo]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Classic]

I just give them theories of God not being real.

[hotlikesauce.]

I just give them theories of God not being real.

They'd have a hernia if you told them you were gay.

[Classic]

They'd have a hernia if you told them you were gay.

I only do that if they continue to annoy me.

[YPrrrr]

Just shut the door on them

[Bushy]

I went to door with just whitey-tightys on and they looked at me, and walked away

funniest shit ever

[ncba93ivyase]

Just shut the door on them

Or just don't open it.

[LCK]

Or just don't open it.

That seems like the ideal way to handle it.

[just1more]

I went to door with just whitey-tightys on and they looked at me, and walked away

funniest shit ever

Next time you should do just open the door in the nude.

Now THAT will get you some priceless looks.

[Kingmush]

I've only had them come to my house once, which isn't surprising since I live in the middle of nowhere... They were scared of my dog in the yard though caterpie;

[Daddy]

Did they give you a free issue of Watchtower?  They always give me one.