Cheer me up; I'm depressed.

[Boyager]

 
Help a nigga out. Post stuff to cheer me up.

[Boyager]

I'm not that much of an exciting person. Sorry

[Boyager]

Millions of adorable little arab girls are being oppressed and will never be allowed to live a happy life, and many are regularly killed and raped and some even by American soldiers. :'(

your life is nowhere near as bad as theirs

[Boyager]

Millions of adorable little arab girls are being oppressed and will never be allowed to live a happy life, and many are regularly killed and raped and some even by American soldiers. :'(

your life is nowhere near as bad as theirs

I think I'll buy a car for a Saudi Arabian women. :'(

[Boyager]

I think I'll buy a car for a Saudi Arabian women. :'(

or you can buy me a saudi arabian woman :'(

[Boyager]

eventually you're going to die

[Socks]

Shall I cheer him up guys?

[Boyager]

Shall I cheer him up guys?

be my guest

[Socks]

Nah, apparently one needs pills to help with depression.

[Boyager]

I think I'll buy a car for a Saudi Arabian women. :'(

He wasn't talking about Saudi Arabia...

[Boyager]

I can't BELIEVE what my friend did.  I officially love her.  No homo.

Well, all four of us were on the phone, and I was on the house phone): 
Elicia, Felicity, Jordan(i fucking hate that two faced, prejudice, one moment my friend one moment bad mouths me  weeaboo son of a bitch who is like that to felicity too), and I.  Well Elicia pities how everyone hates him, but she's too quiet and won't tell him.  Felicity has a temper, but she doesn't really let it loose.  Well Felicity was in Daiei, now called Don Quixote or something, which is like a Japanese Wal-Mart. 

Felicity: Everyone was fucking staring at me.
elicia: Why?
Jordan: *NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO CONVO* *SINGING HEADSTRONG AHH*
Felicity: ...I don't know I was like the only white girl in there haha
Me: Well YOU WERE probably surrounded by Japs hahaha
Jordan: JAP IS RACIST YOU WHITE BIMBO WE SHOULD HANG UP ON HER
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Elicia: That's not nice...
Felicity: ...You're such a bitch.  I fucking despise you.  Can you kill yourself?  You think you're so high on the "food chain" when you're a fucking loser.  No one here likes you, no one likes you (which is true).  Believe me God will be happy that a mistake like you would be gone.

Elicia gasped and Jordan said "everyone likes me more than you shut up i hate you you're not my friend" and hung up.

So anyway I hope he never speaks to us again. 

[Boyager]

I predict you will die without making ANY contribution to humanity, or the Earth. You're just another piece of trash among this dump of Homo Sapiens, six and a half billion strong. You're an insignificant wart on the pimply ass of modern society. I sincerely hope you consider suicide, you waste of carbon.

[Boyager]

I can't BELIEVE what my friend did.  I officially love her.  No homo.

Well, all four of us were on the phone, and I was on the house phone): 
Elicia, Felicity, Jordan(i fucking hate that two faced, prejudice, one moment my friend one moment bad mouths me  weeaboo son of a bitch who is like that to felicity too), and I.  Well Elicia pities how everyone hates him, but she's too quiet and won't tell him.  Felicity has a temper, but she doesn't really let it loose.  Well Felicity was in Daiei, now called Don Quixote or something, which is like a Japanese Wal-Mart. 

Felicity: Everyone was fucking staring at me.
elicia: Why?
Jordan: *NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO CONVO* *SINGING HEADSTRONG AHH*
Felicity: ...I don't know I was like the only white girl in there haha
Me: Well YOU WERE probably surrounded by Japs hahaha
Jordan: JAP IS RACIST YOU WHITE BIMBO WE SHOULD HANG UP ON HER
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Elicia: That's not nice...
Felicity: ...You're such a bitch.  I fucking despise you.  Can you kill yourself?  You think you're so high on the "food chain" when you're a fucking loser.  No one here likes you, no one likes you (which is true).  Believe me God will be happy that a mistake like you would be gone.

Elicia gasped and Jordan said "everyone likes me more than you shut up i hate you you're not my friend" and hung up.

So anyway I hope he never speaks to us again. 

wtf

[Boyager]

I predict you will die without making ANY contribution to humanity, or the Earth. You're just another piece of trash among this dump of Homo Sapiens, six and a half billion strong. You're an insignificant wart on the pimply ass of modern society. I sincerely hope you consider suicide, you waste of carbon.

Good try, but that wasn't very good or even original

[Boyager]

Good try, but that wasn't very good or even original

Unless you're an artist, you can't really get points for originality anymore. Almost everything's based on something else nowadays.