this is what happens when i'm away on vacation

[Feynman]

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6246335

An eight-year-old boy drowns in my neighbor's pool.

[mario583]

Oh noes!!!!!

[ncba93ivyase]

The pool could be considered an attractive nuisance, so your neighbor is lucky he's not being charged.

[mario583]

nanny drowned while trying to rescue a toddler.

Wtf??

[Daddy]

We're required to have fences if we have pools here in Massachusetts:

Swimming pools and hot tubs must be surrounded by a permanently installed barrier at
least four feet high.  (This may include the walls of an above ground pool.)  The wall or
barrier must not provide handholds or footholds that might help a child to climb over the
barrier.  In fences made with horizontal and vertical pieces, (including picket fences,
stockade fences, and most fences other than chain link fences), the horizontal pieces
should be spaced at least 45 inches apart, or be on the interior (pool side) of the fence.  
The vertical bars or slats should be spaced no more than 4 inches apart.  There should be
no holes or openings in the fence larger than 1 ââ,¬â€œ 3âÂ�„4ââ,¬Â�.  If the distance between the
horizontal pieces is less than 45 inches, then the vertical bars or slats should be no more
than 1 ââ,¬â€œ 3âÂ�„4ââ,¬Â� apart.  In chain link fences, no part of the diamond shaped opening should be
larger than 1 ââ,¬â€œ 3âÂ�„4ââ,¬Â�.    Gates should be self-closing and self-latching.  The gate should
open out, away from the pool, and should close and latch easily.  The latch should be
installed on the interior (pool side) of the gate, at least 3 inches below the top of the gate.  
There should be no opening in the barrier or gate larger than 1�2 inch, unless the opening
or hole is more than 18 inches from the latch release mechanism.  This prevents a child
from reaching through the gate and releasing the latch.   The space between the bottom of
the fence, gate or barrier and the ground should not be greater than 4ââ,¬Â�, to prevent children
from climbing under the barrier.  Providers must further ensure that no object is placed
near the wall, fence or barrier that a child could use to climb into the pool area.

[The artist formally known]

OMG BASSIR DROWNED IN HIS NEIGHBORS POOL

[mario583]

OMG BASSIR DROWNED IN HIS NEIGHBORS POOL

OMG WE LOST JAMES POND!!!!!!

[Pyrate]

[FAMY2]

 If someone drowned in my pool I think I'd remove it.

[Chris (JayJay)]

I was pushed into the deep end a couple days ago.  caterpie;

[FAMY2]

I was pushed into the deep end a couple days ago.  caterpie;

What did you do to her?   

[Nyerp]

you know the muslim family next door is quite suspicious...

[Blaze-Senpai]

Only in new york

(Not really)

[Chris (JayJay)]

What did you do to her?   

You know.. caterpie;

[mario583]

What did you do to her?   

He stuck it in her pooper

What didn't he do to her?