Weirdest lyrics you've ever heard in a song.

[Himu]

You don't have to like the song.

[LCK]

I want to fuck a dog in the ass -- Blink 182

I hate the band, but it comes to mind. And I just assume that's the title.

[Thyme]

Twist - Korn

A bunch of gibberish.

[Hiro]

Most stuff from They Might Be Giants

[Feynman]

Eminem's Fack.

[Hiro]

The scat man song

[The artist formally known]

The Green Office and The Dark Desk Drawer by Age of Silence, the music is so unfitting for the lyrics but both are awesome.

[mario583]

Most stuff from They Might Be Giants

The color of infinity inside an empty glass
[youtube]wH2l0LaTi4U[/youtube]

[mario583]

[youtube]60og9gwKh1o[/youtube]

[NewarkWilder]

(Sex style!) Niggas want it free
They dogs drink my piss (Girls pay a fee)

You want freestlye that's right the style is free
Niggas suck my dick and they girls drink my pee
I'm on some S&M shit you can't get with
Pull your panties down on stage and watch you sweat quick
Suckers back to pull their style's transsexual
Lesbians dance with the funky heterosexual
You on the mic, and when you rhyme I start to jerk off


Kool Keith -- Sex Style.


Anything from Talking Heads would work well in this thread as well.

[[hedy]Zidone]

Most of the stuff from Scatman John. But he's still awesome.

[youtube]60og9gwKh1o[/youtube]

Romanian. I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't as weird when translated.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

That one song that plays when you enter the park thing after the convicts appear in Dead Rising

[Selkie]

Beat me to it Snorkel...

Also, i have to point out that this is one of my absolute favorite lyrics in any song...

e. SARCOPHAGI

The ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life, I've been sowing the wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud

And my contribution would be...

Day of the Baphomets-

how long must we fold by hand
the nuns are burning wheels again
dent of mattress to make it bare
come clean with the anecdote
after all we came undone
pale of sluts with host at fault
one day we won't pay your debt
our centipedes will get theirs yet

Probably my favorite song of all time.

[Selkie]

TMV's got some good lyrics. Most of them are actually incredibly good, too, if you work your way through them.

I agree

I love cryptic lyrics. An they are definitely not generic or boring, that's for sure.

[Houdini]

Pena
Her little head clinking
Like a barrel of red velvet balls
Full past noise
Treats filled her eyes
Turning them yellow like enamel coated tacks
Soft like butter hard not to pour
Out enjoying the sun while sitting on a turned on waffle iron
Smoke billowing up from between her legs
Made me vomit beautifully
And crush a chandelier
Fall on my stomach 'n view her
From a thousand happened facets
Liquid red salt ran over crystals
I later band-aided the area
Sighed
Oh well it was worth it
Pena pleased but sore from sitting
Choose to stub her toe
'n view the white pulps horribly large in their red pockets
"I'm tired of playing baby," she explained
'n out of uh blue felt box let escape
One yellow butterfly the same size
Its dropping were tiny green phosphorous worms
That moved in tuck 'n rolls that clacked
'n whispered in their confinement
Three little burnt scotch taped windows
Several yards away
Mouths open to tongues that vibrated
'n lost saliva
Pena exclaimed, "That's the raspberries."