If you had to brutally murder the above poster.

[Meyer Lansky]

tape you to chair, slice face, cut off ear, cover you in gas and light you on fire.

Watched Reservoir Dogs recently, huh?

[Selkie]

Watched Reservoir Dogs recently, huh?

absolutely

[YPrrrr]

Tie you to a pole in Cherynobl

[Classic]

Murder him with love and affection.
I hope he likes cake.

[superclucky]

straight sex for days until he passes out

[Classic]

straight sex for days until he passes out

HONK HONK for days until she passes out.


Oh, and for shame Clucky. You'll make Socks jealous.

[ME##]

Tie you to a pole in Cherynobl

where in chernobyl?


and lock him inside the sarcophagus :0

[Meyer Lansky]

Sew his asshole shut and just keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him...

[YPrrrr]

where in chernobyl?


and lock him inside the sarcophagus :0

Right by the old nuclear plant

and force march him to death, throwing boiling water onto him any time he's too slow for my liking

[Socks]

Oh, and for shame Clucky. You'll make Socks jealous.

Actually, I'd enjoy the show.

[Classic]

Actually, I'd enjoy the show.

You really DO hate me. ;o;

[Thyme]

I'd hug him to death.

[Chris (JayJay)]

Punch myself repeatedly.

[Classic]

Hug both Thyme and JJ to death.

(Except Thyme will have it harder because he's Canadian )