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Eat It Or Wear It

Started by Andrew1911, June 26, 2008, 04:36:18 PM

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Quote from: mario583 on June 26, 2008, 05:34:39 PM
No, I have sex with it giggle;

Depends...have I not eaten for 3 days or........?

yes that was rather unspecified

mario583

Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 26, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
Before the shopkeep can fire, you quickly swallow his gun. The shopkeep looks in disgust as you chomp madly on the metal. Finally, the shotgun has been digested. Looking at the shopkeep for a while, he soon realizes your next move. He immediatly runs into an alley, tripping over a homeless guy and twisting his ankle. You walk up to the shopkeep and open your mouth wide.

The shopkeep screams, "No! Not again!" You first work on his legs. He screams for mercy but, alas, he is not a programmer. You finally eat the shopkeep's body and look at your own body. Your girth has grown. You look over at the homeless man. He has passed out.

What do you do?

Gluttony?

Anyway, you eat the homeless guy since he doesn't have a home nor a family.

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