My summer vacation is going to suck.

[C.Mongler]

This years trip is to sunny Chincoteague Virginia. Its known for its beautiful beaches and wildlife, mainly wild horses that trollop around. Except two problems. One I fucking hate the beach, and two I fucking hate wildlife. Other trips I could do something else. We would stay at a big ass resort, and everyone would trep to the beach and I would go to the arcade or chillax by the pool.

WELL CHINCOTEAGUE IS IN FUCKING NO WHERE. We aren't staying in a condo. There aren't any. We're renting a shitty house. Its selling point? Color tvs. COLOR. I can't wait to watch something in color oh boy. There's no fucking internet either. I'm skeptical if I'll even get cell phone service in this shit hole. I found an internet cafe thats like 2 miles away from where we're staying that I'll probably drive out to everyday. Seriously though, its ass. I'll probably bring my 360 and blow through Mass Effect or something because there's not going to be anything else to do.

Fuck ponies.

[Hiro]

Sorry I guess, but hey, be thankful you at least get a vacation.
I like nature and stuff, camping is fun.

I'm going on a cruise on Tuesday
I won't have phone or internet during that either. That's the point, it's a vacation.

But the rest of the summer I'll be wasting 9 hours a day on Boyah.  edumacate;

[superclucky]

I would've just escape to the ponies at night.

[6M69I69B9]

Trying having money problems, family problems, being a loner, and having depression for the next two months and one week...

[V]

Lmao, "Fuck ponies."

But yeah, sounds like a shitty vacation, but at least you're getting one.

[Wrench]

I wish I had color tvs.

Ending of the thread was priceless.

[Nyerp]

Yeah beaches aren't anything special.

[FAMY2]

 I want a pretty pony.

[Ezloﺕ]

i HATE ponies

[C.Mongler]

Yeah beaches aren't anything special.

I hate the beach. and this one will be infested with people who enjoy ponies.

So the only way I can get some is to be a pony.

[Meyer Lansky]

The beach is the perfect place to pick up bitches, what are you crazy?

[C.Mongler]

The beach is the perfect place to pick up bitches, what are you crazy?

Bitches that like horses

[Lozal]

I'm giong to Busch Gardens in Virginia. 

On July 6th, I think.

[Meyer Lansky]

Bitches that like horses

You're right, I forgot about that detail.

Well, maybe they'll . . . maybe . . . nah, I got nothing.

[C.Mongler]

I'm giong to Busch Gardens in Virginia. 

On July 6th, I think.

I love BG. Have fun.