Personality Disorder Test

[sans culottes]

Low on everything 'cept moderate schizotypal and schizoid.

I feel normal now but I ain't.

[Staplerlock]

Schizotypal

[Thyme]

I must have done this test about 4 times previously, but I was really bored.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Hmm. There were a couple of things that used to be Moderate that are Low now.

[Det in F♯ Major]

Paranoid: Low    
Schizoid: Low    
Schizotypal: Low    
Antisocial:    Low    
Borderline: Low    
Histrionic:    Moderate   
Narcissistic: Moderate    
Avoidant:    Low    
Dependent: Low    
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

[Feynman]

I would make a perfect secret service agent or something...

I suck at relationships. Actually, just people in general.

[superclucky]

Hope you guys realize that antisocial is a term for sociopath or psychopath (They're all the same shit I guess, dunno about psychopathy ;_;)

[Lozal]

Paranoid:   Very High   
Schizoid:   High   
Schizotypal:   High   
Antisocial:   Moderate   
Borderline:   Very High
Histrionic:   High   
Narcissistic:   Moderate   
Avoidant:   Very High   
Dependent:   High
Obsessive-Compulsive:   High

[Houdini]

Hope you guys realize that antisocial is a term for sociopath or psychopath (They're all the same shit I guess, dunno about psychopathy ;_;)

Paranoid:   Very High   
Schizoid:   High   
Schizotypal:   High   
Antisocial:   Moderate   
Borderline:   Very High
Histrionic:   High   
Narcissistic:   Moderate   
Avoidant:   Very High   
Dependent:   High
Obsessive-Compulsive:   High

You both need help and/or euthanasia.

[superclucky]

You both need help and/or euthanasia.

They keep pushing my help farther and farther.

But I have Tyler to comfort me.

[Lozal]

You both need help and/or euthanasia.

I know I need help, but no one believes me.

I'm severely fucked up, and I knew that before this test, but no one cares enough to get me help.

[Houdini]

I know I need help, but no one believes me.

I'm severely fucked up, and I knew that before this test, but no one cares enough to get me help.

Have you tried cutting? That usually gets people's attention.

[Daddy]

Have you tried cutting? That usually gets people's attention.

YES THEY FORCE YOU INTO HELP WHEN YOU DO THIS SHIT.

I KNOW.

[Lozal]

Have you tried cutting? That usually gets people's attention.

I'd rather not make myself bleed, but if I can't get any sort of help soon, I might have to.

[Houdini]

I'd rather not make myself bleed, but if I can't get any sort of help soon, I might have to.

The sad part is that I'm only half-joking. It's a terrible idea, but it does get results, as our favorite admin has pointed out:

YES THEY FORCE YOU INTO HELP WHEN YOU DO THIS SHIT.

I KNOW.

[Lozal]

The sad part is that I'm only half-joking. It's a terrible idea, but it does get results, as our favorite admin has pointed out:

Yeah, I know. If only someone would actually care about my mental health.