I need huggles ;_;

[KonohaShinobi]

We have a peeping tom in our neighborhood. He goes right up to windows and looks in. The cops know who he is but can't catch him. The bad part is he is mentally unstable.

close the curtains? keep your clothes on?

[FAMY2]

close the curtains? keep your clothes on?

But he is still out there.   

[Socks]

We have a peeping tom in our neighborhood. He goes right up to windows and looks in. The cops know who he is but can't catch him. The bad part is he is mentally unstable.

Yeah kind of hard to do that here since my house would require you to walk up to it inside my lawn. And that will get my attention late at night, not to mention the windows are high up.

[KonohaShinobi]

But he is still out there.   

if he is a good peeping tom he would leave if he doesn't see any boobs or vag.

[FAMY2]

if he is a good peeping tom he would leave if he doesn't see any boobs or vag.

Most of the people in this neighborhood are college teachers. Or coaches.  Go figure.

[KonohaShinobi]

Most of the people in this neighborhood are college teachers. Or coaches.  Go figure.

go figure what?

[FAMY2]

go figure what?

Why would a man in his early 20's want to look at people in their 50's?  There are only about 10 of us who aren't. Oh yeah he's mentally unstable.   

[KonohaShinobi]

Why would a man in his early 20's want to look at people in their 50's?  There are only about 10 of us who aren't. Oh yeah he's mentally unstable.   

know what a MILF is?

[FAMY2]

know what a MILF is?

Of course. Older women huh? Maybe I am safe. Still creeps me out.

[The Oggmonster]

I thought I just read Huggies instead of Huggles. 

[KonohaShinobi]

Of course. Older women huh? Maybe I am safe. Still creeps me out.

He can still prefer both

[FAMY2]

He can still prefer both

Well thanks. I feel better now.   

[KonohaShinobi]

Well thanks. I feel better now.   

He'll get caught sooner or later. You can always give me your address and I'll personally protect you from the peeping tom.

[FAMY2]

He'll get caught sooner or later. You can always give me your address and I'll personally protect you from the peeping tom.

  I'd have to leave the windows open. 

[KonohaShinobi]

  I'd have to leave the windows open. 

I'd sit on top of your roof lying down with a sniper rifle in my arms ready to shoot the bastard. Of course I'd have an invisible cloak so that he couldn't see me of the gun so you'd be totally safe.