You wanna Haiku?

[Ringo]

Alright let's Haiku.

For those who live under a rock or just don't pay attention to fads, a Haiku is a japanese poem comprising of three verses. The first consists of five syllables, the second of seven and the third with five again.

Example.

Quickly entertained
The child was too soon devoured
by the hungry clown

[Daddy]

I am an admin
Jesus Christ I have no life.
I despise myself.
 

[superclucky]

I am an admin
Jesus Christ I have no life.
I despise myself.
 

Get help.

[Ringo]

Clucky Et Al waits
Hoping for kittens on meth
Poor David Bowie

[Classic]

Haikus sometimes rhyme
But sometimes don't make sense
Refrigerator

[V]

hello there ringo
where the fuck have you been at?
refrigerator

[Ringo]

Around, my friend V
The computer had a fall
Limiting my use

[Kalahari Inkantation]

writing poems sucks
i have to do one for school
fuck this sucks

[Skylark]

Not to do again
I cannot feel my feet, now
hey, bikini girl

[Placebo Headwound]

Haikus sometimes rhyme
But sometimes don't make sense
Refrigerator

I only count 5-6-5, my friend.

[Sam]

Tyler is quite gay
Homosexuality
But I love him lots <3

(the heart doesn't count as a syllable  )

[Meyer Lansky]

I love a plump ass
It makes me giggle inside
Thinking what I'll do

[FAMY2]

 Sometimes I wonder
What have I done to myself
I have you to blame

      

[Thunderhero4]

Stupid grasshopper
the bird wanted to eat you
but he was too high

[Geno]

I like big titties
I would like to squeeze them much
they give me boners